Corn for the Corn God!

You’re doing it wrong, everyone knows that alligators go on the press cone with their mouth. Crocodiles, on the other hand…

The problem ist that this is all too obvious and can simply be filtered out based on the location. Better would be to deliberately add all sorts of gibberish to regular posts in order to poison machine learning models.

Why not call the phenomenon by its real name? It’s called “corruption”.

But maybe we’ll also throw you in some cage and send you to a torture dungeon in a random country of our choosing if we feel like it.

Largely they have been pretending that Trump is in any way sane and not totally unhinged.

The problem of him very obviously being a Russian Asset has also been downplayed a lot.

Finally, what is left of the German press woke up.

Unfortunately, the EU was built without a mechanism for removing a member state.

And while Orban might be a disgusting corrupt cleptocrat grifter, he isn’t dumb and knows all too well that the source of all that nice money he and his buddies are stealing would dry up the instant Hungary left the EU.

Even the Piss Party isn’t dumb enough to leave the EU and its bountiful benefits.

It’s less a popularity contest than a marketing event for the entertainment industry.

There is always shit leaking out of Donnie’s diaper. Of course, this is a problem.

In any other world, where facts actually matter, “friends” like this would be called what they are: Enemies.

Von der Leyen talking about skills. Just my kind of humour.

Hot deal incoming! Gluten free water! Only 50€ the bottle! Limited offer buy now!

The thing is, people following health fads or fashionable food hypes often don’t think, so you can sell them the most mundane stuff for the most outrageous amounts of money with some clever labeling.

Veggies/Vegans don’t often accidentally buy meat because they’re confused by the packaging

If the packaging were labeled “vegan”, quite a number of them would. And happily pay three times as much for it as regular customers.

The complexity isn’t in the motors anyway, but in the batteries and the contollers and the truckload of bullshit gadgetry that comes with a modern car.

The products of the automotive industry are becoming increasingly unrepairable and unmaintaineable, and that on purpose. Unfortnately, hybrid and electric vehicles only made their breakthroygh when the enshittification was already thoroughly in progress. Unless the entire mindset of the industry and the insane regulatory demands for ever more gadgetry stops, you won’t be able to buy a decent new car in the EU, regardless of its drive train.

Can we bring this to other vehicles, too? That crapload of unreliable, unpredictable, and unrepairable bullshit marketed as “safety features” makes new cars even more unattractive to buy than their overinflated prices alone.

I wouldn’t be too surprised if he was a US asset.

It’ll be months upon months of the British parliament trying to have their cake and eat it, too, all over again. Maybe also a couple of votes rejecting “No deal”, while not accepting any deal, of course.

Brexit, the gift that keeps on giving.

If they like the USA so much, they can fuck off right there. Nobody needs those parasites anyway.