I will never understand engagement trolls.

I didn’t know Mr. Hankey made the mission roster.

The mechanical failure category of crashes happen when the flying parts of a plane become less good at flying than they used to be.

I don’t care what anyone else says, this is fucking poetry.

Probably something to do with the Dow.

*pixelated

I heard both halves of this comment.

That is quite an impressive enema.

TIL Starch Sadness isn’t just a meme.

My teenage nephew and I share a Gundam obsession. We also both love video games, just different kinds. He was very excited when one shooter or another had a Gundam crossover via skins. He was just waffling a bit since they cost real money. He eventually let slip that they were like $20-25 each. “But you can get them all for like $60, so it’s a better deal than just getting two.”

I was stunned. Dude, you can buy a whole game with that. Multiple games. “Yeahhhh…” You can get a couple HG model kits. Or an MG. “True… but they’re so cool!”

I don’t think he bought the skins. Although a few months later he was angrily reciting the general online discourse regarding Switch 2 game pricing despite not having any Nintendo hardware at all (which is par for the course). And not even two weeks later he’s over the moon about Doom Eternal… which he bought new… at $70… and finished in a week or so. “I can’t wait for the DLC!”

Sigh.

Nintendo Bad gets clicks.

It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.

Or it was until it got bumped. And then trying to adjust it back bumps another one. And so on. Then you think you have it right, sit down, and realize shit’s not level anymore.

And then a year later one of the panels dies, and you get handed a replacement with the same screen size but a different bezel size.

The path to zero fucks given is slow but steady.

I bet those towels have tons of nutrients.

magnetic field fluctuates

This just in… I have been informed that the antiprotons are no longer in the environment.

Beyond lies “soaping while sobbing,” for the afflicted with a busy schedule.