Those kids are no match for me and my electric kettle
Firehose with Legionella is a long-term strategy though
I had that once. Most miserable two weeks of my life.
And that’s INCLUDING the two weeks I was hospitalized with a giant life threatening throat abscess.
Bro thought it was a six gun shootout. Little did he realize he was in the fucking Somme.
This is a poignant and solemn confrontation with the tragedy of the never ceasing escalation of gun violence in the USA. RIP.
This reminds me of the time when my brother introduced me to battery powered water guns. I had no idea such a thing existed (Super Soakers followed shortly after). It was no match for my puny squirt gun.
battery powered water guns are older than super soakers???
You got other more informative responses, but he definitely had a battery powered one first. The Super Soaker put it to shame though, in terms of volume of water delivered per unit of time.
I hate so much that Nerf bought them out just to kill the brand. Kids these days will never know what it’s like to own a decent water gun. They only sell the puny squirt guns in stores now.
I had a Super Soaker CPS 3000, with the Constant Pressure System, this was awesome. I soaked my enemies :-D
I had the xp105 and I figured out the nozzle at the end was removable in case it got clogged. I just left it off because instead of a small narrow stream that went far, I could drench someone with a shotgun like blast that shot about 8 ft. It emptied so fast but was worth it when I got close to someone.
yea… the first ones date back to the 1970s
Supersoakers were invented by an former NASA aerospace engineer, Lonnie Johnson, in 1989.
I had a blue uzi as a wee one.
Hahahaha! Nancy is going to choke him with the hose!
Or beat. Those old metal nozzles had some heft.
Bro’s about to get shotgunned 😭
There’s a great book, How to Read Nancy, that will make you realize Bushmiller was a lot deeper than you thought. It spends a LOT of time on this one strip, and none of it is boring.
Never bring a trickle to a river fight.
The bully looks like a piglet. Well done Mr Bushmiller.
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