They’re using this to test how long Americans will tolerate having a clearly dead person hold elected office for when Trump finally farts himself to death
And if evidence is anything to show, they’ll forget in approx 4 weeks.
Why when there’s already Grassley. Hell they had Diane Feinstein still voting for what a year after showing she had no mental facilities or ability to do anything without massive assistance?
Hey what’s up with them Epstein files?
Serious answer? this is what’s happening
Sometimes it feels that Katie Phang is the only person who’s been able to keep her focus.
The only vegetable the FDA has yet to recall.
He made a large enough campaign contribution that they never will recall that one.
And yet he gives me the shits more than anything else.
Current US politics are ridiculous. How come there aren’t large protests with burnt tires, thrown concrete blocks, and biological waste being pumped into government buildings like France had in the recent years? And before anybody points that out, French police and military also have guns, so being armed is not unique to the US forces. Hasn’t prevented the unarmed Frenchies from taking action too.
Mere words don’t mean anything to these politicians.
How many deaths were attributed to French police last year?
French cops aren’t allowed to unionize so they’re fundamentally different than US cops
Yeah, it’s so weird. Cops get to unionize, but normal workers? F- them, I guess? The place is screwy, like Hell.
Hes dead
He absolutely has to be, or at least has such brain damage he cannot function properly. They wouldn’t go through so much to hide his state like this.
They’re hiding the entire state of Kentucky?
I guess I’m good with that.
But…muh Jack…
Accuttaally He’s on life support and being flipped twice a day to prevent the corpse from infection
Maybe he moved to Moscow
Still waiting for anything to actually come from it AND be able to finally officially celebrate
Just celebrate now. Worst case scenario is he’s not actually dead but will be soon, so you can celebrate twice!
YeahI know. Maybe if I find another bottle of bubbly to try out
Yep. Be interesting how they wiggle out of this.
Oh I care.
I hope he’s alive and not dead. Alive but sick and in a lot of pain.
He’s on life support. Not officially dead. Only situation that makes sense.
He’s a zombie moose by now.
Part of the problem is Mitch McConnell’s absence advantages the Democratic party since it leaves the vote vacant as absent.
If a special election were had, a Republican would surely replace McConnell, and they would vote on the Senate floor.
This lends evidence McConnell is still alive, and the GOP is unwilling to pressure his administration to step down. It’s a situation similar to Diane Feinstein.
No one gives up power until its pried from their cold, dead hands.
It might be proper to pass forcing officials to step down id they are absent for a set length of time, and to mandate periodic proof-of-life correspondence in order to keep elected office. Confirmations of life and condition by a professional under penalty of perjury during absence might also be in order. But this is all conversation for the post-revolution constitutional committee.
Except the vote isn’t absent they are casting votes for McConnell via proxy.
Is a source easily available?
No one gives up power until its pried from their cold, dead hands.
Another argument for term limits for Congress.
I’m for age limits more than term limits.
I was just talking about this for my fiance last night. I can guarantee you that it won’t be long after the election that he will have suddenly died in the hospital. My opinion is that he’s probably just being kept on life support, brain dead.
Turning what’s left of him into a realistic skin suit and finding a suitable actor who can imitate the way he speaks isn’t done in a few days.
You’d be surprised what can be done with ai voices now!
You got my hopes up. I read MMA instead of MIA for a second. Now you have to make it happen or I’m gonna cry.
No worries, jake paul will fight him soon.
Dude that’s not fair. Jake Paul fought an olive garden last week
Kentucky should be furious!! Half represented!? Just go through the processes as if he was dead, then they’ll out themselves when they contest it.
It’s been 75 days already?? Fuck this guy.
Impossible. He’s dead.
Not with that attitude.
I found him in Limbo, I think? He’s probably a vegetable.
As a non-USian I properly don’t care. You guys over there have far greater problems than this.
Mmm I don’t know about that, if anything this either reflects or is one of their biggest current problems.
There’s a good chance this Senator is dead, if not he certainly can’t serve as a Senator. That’s being disregarded and/or covered up.
That’s a serious issue within their government.
That’s a serious issue within their government.
Put it on the pile…
Yeah pretty much
Exactly. This is just an amusing symptom of a much more serious problem.
He’s just resting
He’s pining for the fjords!
Resting in a freezer.
Hibernating
And have you forgotten that twitter/x is owned by a nazi? write this shit yourself and don’t repost from there
Ah shit if it’s not perfect just don’t do it.
