A very unfortunate suicide that involves a guillotine and—he’d appreciate this—a vote on Xhitter whether the lever should be pulled or not. After 500,000 online votes, the computer either activates the release to let him carry on, or it drops the blade.
If the former is selected, then he has an unfortunate accident with a runaway Cybertruck.
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I’m gonna have to escalate that to “execute”.
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Nobody says it has to be done legally.
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A very unfortunate suicide that involves a guillotine and—he’d appreciate this—a vote on Xhitter whether the lever should be pulled or not. After 500,000 online votes, the computer either activates the release to let him carry on, or it drops the blade.
If the former is selected, then he has an unfortunate accident with a runaway Cybertruck.