Who does this? The condiments would be gone half way through this way. You gotta get them down the sides.
How many dogs do you eat a year would you say?
Hot or regular?
The ones that can disappear from sight if left alone at a picnic.
You know the ones you don’t want to step on barefoot.
I step on both barefoot all the time.
You put mustard on top and then spin the hotdog do the mustard is applied 360° and doesnt get all over you while you eat it.
I think you just changed my hot dog game. I need to try rotating my weiner.
This sounds promising, but how do you spin the dog when it is hot? Do you have some sort of dog rotation apparatus?
Use a napkin or suffer a minor finger burn. Worth it for the outcome.
Chef callouses ftw
I knew all my masturbation would lead to greatness someday!
Yep that’s what I do pretty much. Line of ketchup down the left, mustard down the right, then spinnnnn
This is The Way
Do you eat your hot dogs from the top down like a lunatic?
No, I eat them
tootop down like a normal person. How do you eat them?I stand mine vertically and shave from them like a doner kebab.
You don’t eat your doner kebab right off the stick?
I eat them three down.
Isn’t hands free the standard?
I always use a syringe to get the condiments into the doggo
Submerge weiner in condiments and bake to have it fully encased.
Oooh, since they are all just disassociated globs of meat glued together in plant casing, maybe the move is to mix flavors into the meat before it’s assembled.
I kid of course, that’s dangerously close to spices and you can’t put spices on hot dog meat.
Spin-coated fast food condiments coming soon
you’re supposed to eat a hotdog end to end, you weirdo
I mean, yeah, you eat both ends. From the top down, though.
this dude eating hotdogs like corn on the cob?
Op used ragebait. It was highly effective.
Absolutely cursed image. I’m dying.
What is wrong with you?
Can’t say for sure, I don’t have an official diagnosis so far.
Cause those dogs were bred for show.
I’m confused. If I put mustard on a hotdog it looks exactly like that.
(Aside from that bland yellow, I use real mustard)
So you like eating all the mustard right away, and then having the second half be plain?
How the fuck you eating your hotdog?
Ohh you eat it like a sub? 😅
I only do that if I’m lazy and use sandwich bread for a roll.
No, I eat a sub from the side. Otherwise you’d just be eating bread, then fillings, then bread separately.
What do you mean “gone half way through”?
It’s simply there, and then it isn’t. There is no intermediary state.
owenfromcanada eats hot dogs the short way.
Fitting the entire width in your mouth at once must be a challenge, but I’ll accept it.
When you eat as fast as I do, everything is eaten the short way
You should try Schrodinger’s mustard. You haven’t had a proper hotdog until you top it with a superposition.
I don’t have time to observe the hotdog before it’s gone, anyways, so I always at least have mustard on my hotdog, even if I also don’t have mustard on my hotdog.
Sgt chowdown doesn’t appreciate this post.
I like how he’s delicately cradling the
ballsbunDishonorable discharge for Sgt Chowchow
Try that but with proper mustard https://tracklementsglobal.com/us/product/strong-english-mustard/
Recent French’s convert. I love me some stone ground!
Try anything from Edmond Fallot
This tarragon mustard is a favorite of mine
I know, its so hard not to rub the weiners together before I sit down at the table 2 feet from my kitchen. The insatiable need to rub two sloppy condimented weiners against each other in such a way that the condiments on top are completely removed is just overwhelming. I can barely sit at the table before I give in to rubbing to sloppy condimented weiners together in such a way that all the condiments on the top come off.
You surely won’t regret rubbing sloppy condiment weiners together.
Is that a salad?
Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??
What do you do? Slide them straight down your gullet and eat the bread separate like Kobayashi?
Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.
Ok, so you got a glizzy between your cheeks and then what. Wait for it to hatch?
No, I put Wendy’s training video “Hot Drinks” on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?
I don’t. I barbequeue.
Good God, my apologies!
That’s what I thought.
I admire the direct approach.
Seems like it would save everyone some time
What I dislike about hot dogs is the fact that the sausage is bigger than the buns, like you’d never see a burger where the partty is spilling out of the bun too much, why are hot dog sausages not similar in size to hot dog buns, I want smaller sausage or bigger bun so that I can fit more toppings and condiments on it without any of it spilling out from the sides with every bite, a plain sausage and bun is boring for me.
The sausage being too big is a more common complaint than people realize. Everyone assumes bigger is always better, but past a certain size it can be uncomfortable or even painful.
You can work your way up to bigger sausages, though. Take your time, try to stay relaxed, and don’t forget to use a condiment!
