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Secret Music 🎵 [they/them]@piefed.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 12 days ago

Magnet rule

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Magnet rule

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Secret Music 🎵 [they/them]@piefed.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 12 days ago
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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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      I used to have a lot of less visible piercings, but I had a persistent intrusive thought about being rushed to an MRI while unconscious that I couldn’t get past. Implanting magnets in your body is insane.

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        A woman’s son was given an order for an MRI because of some heart problems. He was very nervous about it, but he didn’t want to tell his mom why.

        His parents were divorced. Turns out, when he was staying with his father years ago and came home with a black eye, it wasn’t caused the way he described. He and his friends were playing with a BB gun, and he got shot in the eye, and the BB was still in there under the skin. His father made him promise not to tell his mother.

        They put a magnet up to it, and it was attracted to the magnet. They had to get it removed so they could get the MRI.

        The chef’s kiss to the story:

        As a child, his mother had lost an eye after being shot with a BB gun.

        • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Wow, that movie was right

          • NABDad@lemmy.world
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            What movie?

            • DesertCreosote@piefed.blahaj.zone
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              I’m guessing A Christmas Story (1983).

              A central theme is the main character Ralphie really wants a Red Ryder Carbine Action 200-shot Range Model air rifle for Christmas, but all the adults he expresses this to insist he’ll shoot his eye out.

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                Of course, you’re correct. Now I feel like an idiot.

                To be fair, I don’t allow myself to watch Christmas movies or listen to Christmas music except between Thanksgiving and Christmas, so my mind wasn’t there yet.

                • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
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                  Only way to fight back in the War on Christmas, which like the Palestine and Israel is mostly just an excuse for the alleged victim (Israel) to attack and take territory from their neighbors.

                  Here Christmas has invaded so far that there are occasional sightings before the equinox.

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      She can’t date anyone with tongue piercings

      • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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        Or maybe she should lol, who doesn’t like getting head?

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    God can be defeated by a magnet?

    What a weak God they have.

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    My gods are nonferrous, but I very much like to buy this trans magnet how much?

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      New 40k character just dropped Ferrus Deum.

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      My gods are nonferrous

      New English sentence unlocked

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      Creating atheism all around me

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      I knew this would be here, I did not think it would be at the top of the comments.

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    So their god has some kinda electromagnetic properties? Is that why iron chariots are his weakness?

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      That’s why he banned golden idols, he knew they were immune to his one weakness.

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    😈🏳️‍⚧️

    🧲

    🧠

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    Call me Magneto

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    Good thing we’re still safe in rainstorms, according to our glorious God king. /s

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    I see my magnet beam has been making waves today.

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    God is a magnetic metal invading your brain. That sounds brutal as fuck. Or very sci-fi

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    Yo can I get some of them magnets? I know some folks who could do with a lil less Jesus.

    There’s no hate like Christian love

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    deleted by creator

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    All about magnets today I see

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