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  • I give my mom credit. In the 80’s she found summer classes for me where I could learn about programming.

    To this day I’m not sure if she was responding to an interest I expressed, or if she planted the interest in my mind. However, for more than 30 years people have been paying me to stare at computer screens all day.

    Thanks, Mom!




  • NABDad@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlcrowdStrikeIsAVerbNow
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    5 months ago

    On Friday, as we were running around the hospital where we work trying to get every computer working again, we were following the work-around to rename the Crowdstrike folder under C:\Windows\system32\drivers to “bad-CrowdStrike”.

    When my coworker was typing the rename command, instead of typing “cro TAB”, he started typing “clo TAB”. He’d ask me why it wasn’t finding it, and I’d point out the typo.

    I started saying, it’s not “CloudStrike”, it’s “CrowdStrike”.

    By the end of the day, we were both a little loopy. I started typing “CloudStrike”, and cursing him out for screwing with my head. By the end of the day I wasn’t sure what it was either.

    CloudStrike

    CrownStrike

    ClownStrike

    It occurred to us that CrowdStrike is an absolutely terrible name. It sounds like a terrorist attack. Of course, it felt like one on Friday.