you aren’t broke. you are literally the president of the the US and A

why do you have my cat and my couch?

wholesome.

looks awesome

this is so shitty, that it has to have a rl counterpart. why would you draw that if you could not?

the gerties 💀

4th gertie is going to be disgusting gertie

usually that accusation would hurt. but since it’s coming from a keyboard communist i don’t blame you. maybe someday you’ll overcome truth disorder, though it’s looking bad for you.

“finally, the victim considers surrendering to the war criminals!”

i catch fish (and then they rot on his ship, because thats all he does)

it happened.

however now that you say it i don’t actually know if it was word and you are right it probably wasn’t. her screen was of course not turned to us, so my brain just assumed it was word and twisted the story.

the story is true non the less. she was really pissed at him.

i shouldn’t have laughed this hard. reminds me of the time we got a substitute for computer class who didn’t know anything about computers. after 45min. of her typing into word she asked the class what the shortcut for quicksaving was. my friend who loves to clown answered “alt+f4”. needless to say she wasn’t happy with the result…

good times

thinking about it… that was a real dick move

edit: it unlikely that it was word - see answer by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz

i like that too. that would have been a cool field if i only found out earlier. well now i’m a kindergarten teacher which is fine too. i try to focus on MINT for kids. maybe i’m educating future programmers. my brother was programmer. now he manages them

tbf: when me and my family or friends hike they are always surprised at the things i see.

“How did you see this snake?”

“how does one even see a woodpecker in all that trees?”

“how do you know that these greens are edible?”

the answers are:

“how can someone not see it? we nearly stepped on it”

“i heard it’s call and i knew i had to find a small stripe of red or it’s hasty movement”

and

“hyperfocus and uncontrolled internet connection”

they are incapable of learning

hmm, and why might trump be more relevant right now i wonder? you can have as many cases as you like, but there is no current democratic pedo president.

like it’s said at the end: that only accounts for hesse and isn’t a decision for all of germany. on the contrary: this year the german planning council for it-security adviced every authority to start using odf as file format. several bureaus already switched f.e. foreign affairs.

getting rid of windows and using linux mint was a decision i don’t regret at all. i don’t miss a thing

that is the cliche of a manchild. they are so insecure that they constantly have to emphasize who they are and how unapoligetic they flaunt their uselessness. people fear them, because trump showed how awful these pampered toddlers in suits compensate their absolute impotence by making everyones life more miserable. they don’t fear him, but his tantrums. such people werent raised properly and have turned into antisocial bastards and a burden on society. the epitome of a parasite.

“okay, okay, hear me out: what if nazi methods, but for getting a job. we could even tattoo their number on their arms. it’s only consequent, we already devide by skin colour”

WTF