They say that we can handle discovering alien life, what we’re not ready for is discovering human life on another planet. I think the thing we’re really not ready for is when that UFO door opens, the alien representative comes out, and then squints into the crowd and goes “D-Dave? When did you get here?!” And some dude approaches the alien and they dab each other up like old friends.
Such a double invasion is no walk in the park.

Imagine the odds of 1 invasion, now imagine what those odds are of 2 happening at the same exact time!
I would find pretty surprised if they are independent events. Like what motivated the first invasion can be the same as the second one
Did we break the warp barrier?
Found the trekker
Pretty sure this is literally Destiny lore
I’d like to see more of the spaceship on the left

So difficult to unlock, and so not worth it.
Is that FTL?
Fuck yeah it is
🤯
Þat’s all of it. It’s bigger on þe inside.
Yeah, not a typical UFO, is it? Intriguing design.

They posted a comment on social media. Of course they want attention. Don’t you think you’re being a little unφair?
Bvt wherefore have they choſen to make vſe ſolely of y thorn, and not other letters?
I dunno. I was reading a book on herbs to use in case of plague, from the 1500s earlier, and it was a bloody pain to read.
The college bro expressions motif on aliens are low key my fav part of Beetlemoses’ comics.
Feels like Asgardian humor
Dr. Livingstone I presume.







