Invidious link to the secret texts mentioned herein
I was baffled by the huge “Real Sugar” text at first - assuming it meant instead of diet. Like, surely the assumption would be be that unless it says “diet” then of course it contains sugar - it’s weird to make it such a prominent part of the branding.
I then realised that the US uses corn syrup in loads of stuff, and it probably means instead of that.
Yes, it means sucrose.
So someone has a bad case of loving someone else?
Can’t you see I’m burning burning?
Dr. Doctor, tell me the news, I got a BAD CASE OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!
That shit’s good! I tried it at an Urban Cafe. I’ve got a bad case of loving it.
Yeah, this is kinda funny. Doctor Doctor is definitely pricier and very likely better than Dr Pepper, and the label on the soda fountain basically says as much. You need to get some Dr. Thunder up in there to make the meme really work.
Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?
Not the doctor that killed Garfield
That was Dr curiosity.
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Lovin yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea
Have mercy on me
Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease
Oh, the mess I’m in






