Pretending to know nothing would probably be better than what we got, actually

It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

Based on “mummy” I’m guessing we’re looking at biscuits in the British sense, which are generally sweet baked goods more akin to a cookie

At least 2

Old mean Ed Gein

And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil

I’m with you. I loved how the AAs slotted into the handles of the original steam controller. I bought some Eneloop rechargeable AAs for it that still work great. I use them in my toothbrush, which I also bought because the rechargable lithium version died. The AA battery version of the toothbrush was like 1/5 the price and will probably last forever

Huun Huur Tu is from Tuva, not Tibet

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe

Wow, I had no idea about this military slang. Well played, ConcernedApe

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

Reminds me of maybe the best song, Fastest Car

Great song

… Ouch

Ah ok, I think that’s actually a different one. This is the one I’m thinking of:

https://youtu.be/dklA4-ACN4k

It might be the same one in the original Sim City. Definitely seared into my brain, and I hear it in shows, too

Must be wunderbar

Did you just take both pills?!

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter