Well while I have no idea about Jack specifically, it is nice to know that there’s someone on board who is genuinely passionate about the material

I think it will be a long time before we see or hear anything more about it.

I highly suspect that we’ll hear more some time around the release of Alex Garland’s Elden Ring movie

I’m gonna be honest, as a Brit I had just kind of assumed that we would come to Ireland’s defence if they wanted and needed it. As the article says, we’ve been doing aerial interceptions for them for about 70 years. We get to keep the UK safer if there’s not a relatively undefended area right next to us, and Ireland gets to be defended by a larger power that has already learned the hard way that it can no longer subjugate Ireland

Neither was I until I checked his wikipedia page! I had actually thought for a moment that he was the one that had done Iron Lung recently. I haven’t seen it, but I had heard that it was generally pretty solid (and not just in a good for a videogame adaption or good for being made by a youtuber sense, just actually good) and figured that that actually was a decent credential to make a Bloodborne one. I was, of course, totally wrong, because that was Markiplier

You know what, if that’s what gets us more Bloodborne, fine. Has anyone watched any of Jacksepticeye’s short films? I don’t really know anything about him other than that he’s a videogames youtuber

Look it’s by no means wrong or unjustified to make fun of Trump, to make fun of that AI rubbish he posted, to make fun of what I will generously call his defence, or to call out the various and many crimes that Christianity has been used to justify

But there is no fucking way that a brand new account with that name posting this is not trying to pick fights

If there was an effort to change them before, Orban would have vetoed it

It’s fun nailing the timings of those. “Oh, he’s doing that big grab to piledrive me. If I dodge through it, there’s just enough of a recovery animation to get a flask in”. Like, get fucked, warrior demigod twice my height, you whiffed and I just stood behind you sipping some refreshing juice

I wonder if a shift of tone could work for a slower one. Something more akin to Journey or Shadow of the Colossus where it gives you a bleak and lonely beauty rather than the decaying misery of once-great things that FromSoft tend to do. Keep the Soulslike gameplay of course, just present boss fights as laying wonderful but troubled things to rest instead of slaying gods and demons to take their place

That damage-over-time effect does so much to stress you out and make you look for a healing opportunity that he is absolutely not going to give you

China has easy access to Russia, but it was also a major buyer of Iranian and Venezuelan oil. Can the Russian pipelines scale up to cover that at short notice?

Estimates for China’s strategic reserve seem to be 1.3 billion barrels, which is about three or four months of imports. That’s not very different to the EU requiring members to have 90 days in reserve

To be clear, I do not think that China is about to collapse over this or anything like that. It’s a functioning country with a generally competent government. I just think that the (implied) assessment of China being functionally isolated from the pressures you describe Japan and the EU facing is wrong

Money is only useful if people trust that they’ll get what they expect for it. A government can make a nationalised bank take a decision like that, but who’s going to use that currency if the government just snaps its fingers and makes 100 trillion yuan of everyone’s money disappear?

because they are massive net importers of petroleum

So is China, it imports more oil than any other country by a fair margin and as far as I can tell a bit more than the EU27 collectively do as well

National government debts are usually owed to a variety of domestic banks, private investors, and similar interests. I don’t know about China for sure, but I’ve never seen anything indicating that it’s different in this regard. Not much of it, as a proportion, is owed to foreign governments or investors. So far as I’m aware, the main unusual things about China’s government debt is that Chinese citizens have a high savings rate (meaning banks holding those savings have more to work with as creditors) and the provincial governments have quite a lot of debt (potentially almost as much as the central government when added up, though I don’t know where to get reliable numbers for this)

I am generally okay with it provided there’s a decent mix of slower enemies, but Elden Ring is about the upper limit of what I can manage. To take ER bosses as an example set, Morgott and Maliketh are too quick for me to do cleanly and I can basically only win by clinging on and getting a bit lucky. They’re not notoriously difficult bosses in general due to their low health, but they’re always major roadblocks for me. ER does have the likes of Godfrey, Radagon, Placidusax and plenty others that operate at much lower tempos but still have a lot of interesting challenges, though, so I am okay with Morgott and Maliketh because that’s the variety of the game and it’s not entirely outwith my reach.

I actually don’t mind how outmatched my character feels by the boss because that’s kinda the point, isn’t it? To quote Gred Glintstone: “You’re not supposed to feel like a god in Elden Ring. You’re not supposed to feel like a cool devil guy with a leather jacket making quips and surfing on demons while you play the electric guitar. You’re just a dude named Butthole, you’re just a guy.” Provided that my toolset is enough, which I personally think it is in ER, then that toolset has to be only just enough to do the job if the feeling of the game is to be preserved. That’s a difficult balance to strike because I’m better at these games than many people and many more people are far better than me, but it is essential.

I would like slower Soulslikes to remain a thing. I like racing games a lot; I do not play the fastest, wildest arcade ones because I enjoy the focus and tension of a more sim-like one (similar to a Soulslike in that regard, I suppose). I often don’t even race the faster cars in the sims because I enjoy squeezing lap times out of shitty cars. I understand why that’s never going to be the most popular option, and stuff like GT3 and F1 cars will remain dominant in sims, but I’m happy that some of them still include a 1995 Fiat Uno for people like me

If this happened in a movie I’d be rolling my eyes at how heavy-handed the metaphor is

If the Roundtable Hold with the mirror was originally in Leyndell, then the Two Fingers and Morgott would be stopping you from getting to it. Marika moved it to… Uhhh… not Leyndell, anyway, but it’s actually even harder to get to by yourself. Melina takes you there. So two generations and a whole extended authority keeping it away from you but then this one kind lady teleports you past all that nonsense

Tunic, absolutely! But I posted about that relatively recently here, so I’ll suggest another that I like. I think Hellblade counts? I really haven’t played many things that qualify as soulslite, but it has the tone and it’s a third person action game with dodge-and-stamina combat. I’ve actually not played all of it, as my old laptop could only barely run it and I hadn’t thought about it since building a PC. I will perhaps need to go see the rest of it, because I did enjoy what I played

They don’t, but they also don’t seem to be great at recognising spicy until it is in their mouth and causing them pain

Also, though, it’s tikka masala. It’s a British curry and it’s certainly not disproving any of the stereotypes about our spice tolerance

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Incredible emoji work, I hate it