That’s no choice at all.
19 dollar fortnite card, who wants it?
Typical askreddit post, lol.
Would you [moderately be inconvenienced for a somewhat long-ish time] for [ridiculous amount of money]?
Right up there with all the “have you ever sexy sexed the sexything? Would you if a sexyperson was involved?”
“What’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed”
right up there with “Women of reddit: do you like [absolutely generic and traditionally handsome trait or article of clothing] on men?”
Ladies, do you like guys with visible mustard stains on their shirt?
I heard that paired with loud chewing noises is sure to attract a fine femoid
I dunno, I could really go for a pizza right now…
delayed gratification is only unlocked when you have over 250 iq (which I have) so I pick
A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush. Boom now I have 14 billion dollars
I can wait til tomorrow. 🤷♂️
Both. First timeline I take the billion, invented time travel and enter the second timeline to go get the $19 too.
Always take the lump sum!
I’m getting $7,000,000,019. How? Well I take the $19 right now for starters. Then I spend the next 24 hours trying to think of a plan to secure the 7B as well.
$19 right now. Then I have it right now. Tomorrow never comes so I wouldn’t get that 7B.
I don’t think I’d want to be a billionaire. A hundred million? Yeah. But, any more than that I think fucks too hard with the head. It’s an impossible amount to understand, and the power that comes with it corrupts.
You might say, “then, just give most of it away”, and yeah, that makes sense, but I don’t know how fast it happens. I don’t know if I’d be able to. I think once I realized it was really mine, it might be hard to “just give it away”. I don’t know what that corruption feels like.
And, I’m not sure I want to.
No. I’ll take the $19 and I’ll leave being a billionaire to the people who handle it so well.
Just push the money toward a good cause. You don’t have to be a billionaire for long.
Go to casino and put it all on black.
No, red.
No, no, black! Yeah, black…
I would have to put it away in some locked account that only pays interest each year and doesn’t let me have any access for like 20 years. Otherwise it would be gone in 4 months.
Ok here’s the plan.
Day one you give all the money to me and I’m gonna give you a challenge.
You’ve got to spend 3 billion in 30 days. You can’t own anything, you can’t destroy the money, you can’t give it away, and it has to be totally secret. If you do that then you get $100 million otherwise if you fail you get $19.
Everyone’s happy problem solved, and I think there might be some wacky hijinks involved
I think I saw that movie.
… or $1 for grammar lessons.
Spoiler - I’m from future, very next week to be exact, and I have some news for Ya.
Tomorrow, exactly 18 hours from I’m commenting now, Epstein files will leak. Whole murica will collapse within next 2 hours. Dollars as currency will collapse instantly too!
7 billions dollar will be worthy less than 19 today, if You manage to exchange the currency to any other - get value of $19.
Actually, unsure, depends if 7 billions gonna be in coins, paper or digital money. That amount of paper could be worth little more than $19 (that paper is not burnable, so still meh), coins, as metal, should be worthy way more.
Amen.
That would be so cool
Sounds like a promise a drug addict would make
