What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?
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“hold nose, jab bleach”
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
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What are your favorite keys on the keyboard?
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What’s a guinea pig’s favorite food?
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Was god and nations made for slavery?
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…my god… this changes everything.
Are you being held against your will and forced to do mundane tasks so your master can gather fake internet points?
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Ahh…so you’re doing it for the snacks. Gotcha.
Reminds me of the guy on YouTube that let his goldfish pick stocks. (His goldfish outperformed r/WallStreetBets)
Dr. Guinea Pig, can you explain quantum entanglement to me?
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How do I get rid of this hangover?
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Why is she so cute?
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“no vaginha”
edit: I question the sanity of the 3 upvotes I got
Is the riemann hypothesis actually true?
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Fwiw, it’s “even” and “odd” in english
Oh, my bad, thank you sir
What is my password? I’ve forgotten.
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I’m in!
What is your stance on Roe v. Wade?
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Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!
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Wheek, wheek wheek. Wheek wheek?
What should I do tomorrow? I got some time off.
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Thank you, very wise.
