The ads are so bad i don’t know if this is satire or not
Reminds me of this gem: “Download now”
Download what?It could be anything, even a car!
I wouldn’t do that
It could be more RAM.
It’s a surprise, you need to download, install and give it all the admin rights on your computer to get your very own surprise
I don’t know why, but “well, he died” sent me for some reason. I may be tired.
I’ve used DSGE, it’s highly effective at JTXNE.
I dated a girl who would always bring a bar of soap with her when she slept over. She’d bury it in the sheets at the end of my bed. Said it prevented restless legs.
…why does that soap have a bite out of it?
Legs take a bite and get satiated and rest
I think Tumblr is still fun! It’s not as lively anymore and the staff suck, but no algorithm means you really only see stuff you choose to see and the tag blocking makes it so easy to curate your experience.
And I’ll take weird unhinged ads over TikTok shop or whatever happens on Twitter any day lol
Valid point
No way! I need to know this soap hack NOW
https://www.thehealthy.com/sleep/bar-of-soap-sleep-aid/
Apparently, a bar of soap releases the mineral magnesium while you sleep, which believers say will relieve nocturnal leg cramping. And for those who suffer from RLS, Dr. Mehmet Oz of The Dr. Oz Show recommends leaving a bar of lavender soap under the sheets overnight. The relaxing scent of lavender can ease your symptoms, he claims
How does the soap knows that I’m sleep?
It knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good, for goodness sakes!
If the small amount of magnesium in soap can do that, just imagine what sprinkling magnesium powder all over your bed could do!
It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time
Your bed change to a beach cos you’re so relax 😎
Travel agencies hate this one trick
i’ve replaced my mattress with a solid block of magnesium. It’s cool in the summer.
Dr Oz
ah the universal symbol for “don’t do this”
Any time I see Dr. Oz, I immediately disregard anything as snake oil. The man is a terrible human being…preying on the desperate so he can line his pockets with more cash. He was already a very successful surgeon making boatloads of money. How much of a greedy asshole can you be to then start lying to people to get more when you’re already rich?
Wdym? Tumblr is just a porn site, no idea why people use it for blogs.
Gridr, Tinder, Tumblr, it fits right in
I can use lemmy for porn too, so I should call it a porn site…
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