This person’s whole account is filled with bizarre stuff, really

Love the shot! Whatcha drinking?

I do think it looks pretty cool…but what about washing your hands? That’s the main issue with it I’d think.

So how do people react when you walk into the vet office and tell them you have an appointment for Balzac lol

OP, are you sure you are actually dehydrated? Are you getting kidney stones?

Most people don’t need to actively concentrate on drinking liquids. Your body will tell you when you’re thirsty. It’s a weird internet fad where people try to drink like a gallon of water a day. It’s not necessary. Your body tells you when it’s hungry and it tells you when you need to drink liquids. You’re not going to die from failure of the body signaling you to eat or drink.

Now, if you’ve had kidney stones, your doctor may tell you that you need to be drinking more water.

Beyond that, excessive water drinking is just the latest fad right now. It’s not necessary.

I had to Google this to make sure you weren’t fucking with us.

Holy shit!! I cannot believe this is a real animal!! Why he look like that???

Thank you. That’s very kind of you, but I think if I wasn’t going to figure out anything at this point in my life that it’s just not going to happen. To describe things to people, I describe any sort of sensation that I feel in my crotch region as no different than if you were to touch your own elbow. You can touch or rub or lick or suck your elbow any which way you want, but it’s not going to feel at all pleasurable (I’m sure there are some people but that’s not really the point of my analogy).

It won’t necessarily feel uncomfortable, just won’t have any pleasure associated with it. If it’s so complicated that I can’t even figure out where to begin with finding even mild pleasure, then I don’t think there’s hope. It’s likely broken. Idk. I’m 32 btw.

As someone with a clitoris, sadly a (likely rather small) population of us still will never know. Mine seems to have come out nonfunctional from the factory. Sometimes I wish I could feel sexual pleasure like how a majority of the planet seems to.

The image does not really follow the caption.

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If I disabled it, my typing would be infinitely worse lol

Mine will randomly autocorrect actual words into different words for some reason. It like thinks you have the word wrong contextually or something.

Mine likes to correct “it’s” and “its” back and forth with each other. It picks the wrong one 80% of the time and it’s pretty infuriating.

Problem with me is my cat doesn’t like to hide in general! He prefers being out in the open unless he is scared (uncommon).

Ah yeah that is what is happening in the OP. But I don’t understand the Stewie Griffin one.

I don’t get this one

Lmaoooo could s/he get out???

I used my first floor pedal flushing toilet in a “fancier” than typical porta potty recently. Was a pretty nice thing to have. Maybe it’s not ADA (USA term for disability laws and regulations) compliant though?

Those worked for you? They have always been comically small such that they are barely usable, if at all.

I really don’t even think you need to go that far. All you need is a paper towel dispenser and a trash can next to the door. OR a door that pushes out when you’re inside, like you said.

But you don’t even need both of these, just one. My favorite is the latter.

Hands free sink and soap is nice, but unnecessary.

How does that work with time spent with one another and housing? I feel like I’d be tired trying to prioritize spending time with so many different individuals if that makes sense. I barely have the energy to hang out with one friend lmao

Granted, often the non-generic name is just way easier to remember and say. Take acetylsalicylic acid vs aspirin lol.