I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents.

trump is the champion of the billionaire class.

Be careful indeed!

We would if we could.

My cat told me to tell you to fuck off.

Here’s $5. Go watch a Star War.

Icy what you did there.

“Israel and/or Russia first”

Depends on the kid.

They sure know how to manipulate him.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?
If I do anything non-violent to “rise up” against the government, it’s “not enough.” If I do anything violent, I put everything I have to care for at risk. I have a kid and a wife and a house and a mortgage and a job with a healthcare plan to be worried about.

I want trump and his corruption and his cronies gone. But I’m not going to put my child’s chance at a stable future at risk to make it so.

I will/do vote against him. I will/do protest. I will/do volunteer to help the victims of his shit policies. But I will not deprive my family of a husband/father/home. I can’t.

So if that’s not enough, I’m sorry. I want to do more but they’ve got us pinned down. We need “air support.” We may even need outside help.

Will someone please help us remove him? Our people who are supposed to do it are too spineless to try.

I wish someone would shut him up.

I have a (non-TMNT-themed) pizza cutter with a handle which is like a traditional wheel cutter handle, but also splits down the center and becomes more like the two-handed “staff” one. It works very well, because it transfers the pressure on the blade from a forward 45° angle to straight-down 90°. Great for thick/hard crust.

The handle splits above the blade rather than at the center of the wheel, so there’s a bit more clearance. But still I wouldn’t say it’s an impractical design. As long as you have slim hands and keep it level.

It’s from an AI, comprised on a model based on trumps prolific posting past. trumpAI.

I didn’t just beat ‘em at chess, I rectum.

Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate stats.

How I met your mother.

My son is 9 and knows more about Toyotas (and other JDM cars) than any 9 y.o. should know. Probably more than most Japanese car dealers would know.
Should I have him tested for the ‘tism?

Judas: “the one I kiss is Jesus.”
Roman guard: “couldn’t you just like point at him or something?”
Judas (putting on lip balm): “I don’t tell you how to do your job…”