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how do i short myself?
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Try Trumpcoin, guaranteed to deliver results.
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Will Trump at least invite me to dinner?
Every crypto argument needs to start and end with a graph like this
Removes the worry of having money and what to do with it 🤷♀️
Like I said, guaranteed.
Just login to your bank once on a trump phone and you’ll see how quick you can really go to zero.
Wonder how many backdoors there are on a Trump phone 🤔
YOLO into RUG, it’s my new coin that is guaranteed to always go up!
Won’t even have any leftover WSB style
Invest in yourself! Go to Las Vegas. Or Atlantic City. Either way, crypto won’t take your money faster than a casino.
Or stay home, and gamble your crypto on the Internet! It’s a lose-lose strategy!
I get tons of pay outs in Las Vegas but they’re all from the ATM.
Long long ago, I was at the ATm in the Tropicana poker room in AC, and the screen had the “Insufficient Fundsl error burned in. That was pretty sobering. I left and went to a strip club.
Yeah, that’s a double whammy in the poker room. Even if you win you’re taking the money from another person not the casino.
It’s the best machine on the casino floor, you never lose.
Until you really lose
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
RITM pays a hefty divvy that beats that %
Rage Inside The Machine
Rookie numbers.
Skill issue.
Found the guy who lost it all instantly in a tragic boating accident.
i gots to get on this! thnx for the money tip 🤑
