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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Democratic Party Consultants Surround Troy Jackson with Pro-Israel Donors
13·3 days agoThe consultants will collect their TV ad commissions, no matter how many campaigns they have to sabotage to do it.
This is why it worries me when progressives are quick to capitulate to establishment dems. Grassroots supporters and voters can’t be in every room to shout down big donors, lobbyists and consultants. The progressive politician needs the backbone to tell a closed-door room full of career consultants to go fuck themselves.
Most people have probably already heard the good news, but it is our sacred duty to ensure everyone hears the gospel of Supply-side Jesus.
Spoons stay in the bowl until you can thoroughly wash them.
Seriously, can’t an orc just pick up some manflesh on the way home from work without having to talk to anyone?
I bet Liz from Wyoming votes to eat the shoe at like 90% of meals, but argues that she’s totally different from all the other shoe eaters.
Reject modernity, return to Melkor.
It was fun to watch, but got old fast with pretty much every problem being solved by superior technology and firepower. Power fantasies are only compelling when the protagonists problems aren’t solved by their strength, like with One-Punch Man
Is there a parody here? These just seem like completely normal anime titles to me.
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politics @lemmy.world•GOP Senator Ahead of Midterms: Furry Airline Pilots Are 'Terrifying'
16·4 days agoIf a pilot has the confidence to wear a fur suit in the cockpit, I’ll feel safer than ever.
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politics @lemmy.world•Talarico works to reach Black voters in his bid to win a US Senate seat as a Democrat in Texas
19·5 days agoIt sure would be nice if the article listed any specifics the black voters referenced had asked for.
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World News@lemmy.world•UN latest: US delegate walks out as Iran's president says 'they bombed a school' in UN speechEnglish
72·5 days agoA 12-year old American in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 doesn’t make that distinction.
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World News@lemmy.world•UN latest: US delegate walks out as Iran's president says 'they bombed a school' in UN speechEnglish
172·5 days agoWhen I was a kid in the wake of 9/11, I wouldn’t have been able to believe I’d someday feel morally inferior to the Iranian government…
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Patents Technique for Inserting Ads Into Videogames While You’re Playing Them.English
9·5 days agoI’d patent my well-honed technique for not playing Microsoft games but I want to share it with the world, free of charge.
If it’s 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I’ll probably immediately 🍳, so I’ll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won’t be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.
Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?
ceenote@lemmy.worldtoShitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml•I hear US MAGA farmers and truckers complain about gas prices making it impossible for them to make money that way, but why don't they just work harder or get a real job?
28·6 days agoSee, when I fail, it’s someone else’s fault. When someone else fails, it’s their fault.
Fuckin supervisors. Abolishing Christianity and monogamy are at least a 1-week project apiece.
At least I have potart





Vandalism was never a permanent solution. Accountability for local elected officials who think their constituents are idiots is the solution.