Depends where on the political spectrum they are.

I’m just saying: if we get a decent one, let’s not kill him, because then he’ll get replaced. That’s like rerolling a 19.

Thing is: it would be cost effective. Just not for the people making the decisions.

That pope was pretty decent, as far as popes go.

As long as we’re on the topic: what do you guys think of cheat engining in DLC weapons at the start of a playthrough? Not doing anything else to make yourself unusually strong; I just wanna use the Milady or Backhand Blades without having to beat Mohg first.

Shame on every world leader this can’t be said about.

I wonder if there’s ever been a Sci-fi story where the aliens infiltrate the native’s governments and make them function so shittily that by the time the alien civilization arrives in numbers the natives long for a takeover.

Add another, bigger pink guy reaching in from behind labeled “Regulations outlawing open source programs”

Will they be allowing timeouts for more cocaine?

You know, it makes sense they call it a liver because you’re gonna have a tough time livering without it.

Why is my skin turning yellow?

He’s probably a few minutes away from finding out that not all of him made the trip.

With how petty and self-centered Donald Trump is, I’m fully on board with framing this as Netanyahu personally stabbing Trump in the back.

I disagree. Elon can surround himself with people who will simp for his money, but I’ve never seen him work a crowd or charm people.

Trump clearly has a kind of charisma that appeals to mostly shitty people. Elon and Vance don’t appeal to anyone.

So this is what negative charisma looks like

My niece and nephew have been super into Pokémon lately, and they asked what my favorite was. I didn’t even need to think about it before saying Snorlax. I’d never have picked him prior to my 20s.

Correct: We blame democrats for ignoring their own constituents and embracing the status quo and therefore being able to lose to a stupid dipshit like Trump. The truth hurts, sometimes.

If Democrats were capable of that sort of backbone, Donald Trump would never have become president. At least, not for a second term.

Add bloodthirsty heads of state to the list, too.