If El-Sayed wins the Michigan primary, they’re gonna pour so much money into the general that Michigan will become like the 3rd largest economy in the world.

No need to ask the workers what we want, of course.

They’re gonna donate an even more absurd amount to Rogers if El-Sayed wins the primary.

This changes everything.

Well, given that Kentucky voted in Beshear, it’s not out of the question that leaving a bad enough taste in voters’ mouths could result in a Democrat winning McConnell’s seat. Or maybe that’s just hopium.

Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don’t want to be liquidated

I made a whole playthrough of Ocarina of Time just to see Nabooru say “Nabooru? What kind of name is that?”

You can’t see religion. She means she hasn’t seen any brown people.

👏 Businesses don’t give a fuck about a timed boycott👏

She asked Elon questions he didn’t like in an interview.

You mean to tell me you’re still cutting the tips of your genitals off?

Wonder when they’ll admit that AI existing at all makes students much, much worse off?

I wish we had a hundred more Mehdi Hasans.

See, it’s fair, because we can also buy our privacy if we pay that much.

Remember to look down when filing it, though. Don’t want to get scalp nail in your eyes.

I’ve never actually read the Odyssey, but I’m going to assume General Pig is an original character made explicitly and exclusively for Rob Schneider.

This ad has been brought to you by the first worm parasite to ever be appointed US Secretary of Health and Human Services.

We’re reaching metas that shouldn’t even be possible!

Checks out, since Guantanamo Bay is for people who can’t be charged with anything.

Well at least they don’t need much (fresh) food