These “bet on anything” sites know people with insider info cheat, and don’t care.

For a “strait”, Hormuz sure takes a lot of seamen. Live your truth, Hormuz.

Based on the people he talks to, I’m sure that’s an uncharacteristically reasonable assessment.

I didn’t say criminal, I said stupid. Though it’s high in the running for most criminal, too, since they’re ordering war crimes at Nazi rates.

The war could end tomorrow and oil prices will still be fucked for at least 6 months. This is high in the running for dumbest thing any president has ever done.

Well if you’re gonna go outside naked, it’s the sensible thing to do.

I am a genius, the voice of a generation, will be a Nazi in 10 years, but I am not a gay fish!

I feel like I could ask any random guy on the street how many American soldiers have died so far, and they’d tell me 7, but if I asked them how many little girls died when they bombed that school, they’d be like “fake news, we’d never bomb a school.”

Oh, I love fish sticks!

No death cult ever thinks death will be the end.

Or brain damage

If this isn’t a death cult, I don’t know what is.

I hate agreeing with Matt Walsh.

I like your optimism.

This is true, but most billionaires publicly pass for at least an average intellect. When Elon speaks, it’s hard to ignore that he’s clearly an idiot.

That was a good (and satisfying) thing, but it’s not reasonable to expect the Streisand effect to be a reliable deterrent to this worldwide authoritarian power grab.

He’s like a walking, talking billboard for why billionaires are evil. Just like how Elon is a walking, talking billboard for why billionaires aren’t actually smart.

The ideal outcome would be

1. They nuke the filibuster to pass the bill

2. It gets held up in courts because it’s obviously unconstitutional and doesn’t get implemented in time for the midterms

3. They get blown tf out in the midterms

4. The law gets overturned in courts because it’s obviously unconstitutional

5. No more filibuster.

Given how the GOP’s prospects in the next election are only likely to get worse, this might actually be the thing they end the filibuster for.

I think it’s a joke about Mg vs mg.