Assuming time, money, living situation, and the law wasn’t a factor. I’d love a skunk. I’d name her Oreo and i’d love her and she’d be my best friend.
A powerful politician. The reasons should be obvious.
Boston Dynamics Spot, for no reason.
I want a fully cloned megaraptor. I don’t even care if it’s trained or not.
just release it in Florida for me when it’s done.
None.
Pets are anchors.
Pangolin, maybe? It’s probably as close as one could get to a pet draco vulgaris.
Capybara are actually supposed to be already pretty cool. Some selective breeding might make them even cooler.
Sloth could be interesting.
There are some aquaria that would be unrealistic to own now but if there were no limits it’d be interesting to have some of the deep sea creatures.
But also, really, if money, time, etc. were no issue, I’d probably take over an entire american state to build an enormous shelter/kennel/animal hospital/rescue centre for the lost, abandoned, unhoused, or otherwise uncared for pets of the world.
An army of pet dragonflies.
Never be bothered by mosquitoes again.You can get a dragonfly on a flexible arm that clips to your hat. Apparently it works pretty well, bugs see a dragonfly floating around your head and fuck right off.
Capybara because capybara
A donkey but I don’t know how to take care of them
You going to ride that ass?
Red Panda
I’ve been interested in snakes lately, they are actually quite a very interesting topic, I didn’t realize just how many hundreds of morphs there are and not to mention variations of species.
A giraffe. Because it’s a giraffe, I believe no further explanation should be necessary.
Counter point: elephant.
Also valid, I just think I personally would prefer giraffe
Always fancied Abyssinian cats but I hate that they’re bred and cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
Dragon. And anyone who says otherwise isn’t being completely honest with themselves. Everyone wants a dragon.
Have you not seen Rick & Morty?
You slut!
Can I have a dog-sized dragon? Smaug would not fit in our living room and our budget can’t manage dozens of sheeps every week.
What about an aboleth or a tarrasque? Either one would be pretty cool.
Hells, I’d take a flumph.
Right before I was born, my mom had a pet skunk named Petunia. She loved her and talked about her all the time growing up.
tbh, I’d rather be the pet.











