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palordrolap
Some middle-aged guy on the Internet. Seen a lot of it, occasionally regurgitating it, trying to be amusing and informative.
Lurked Digg until v4. Commented on Reddit (same username) until it went full Musk.
Was on kbin.social (dying/dead) and kbin.run (mysteriously vanished). Now here on fedia.io.
Really hoping he hasn’t brought the jinx with him.
Other Adjectives: Neurodivergent; Nerd; Broken; British; Ally; Leftish
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Using knowledge gleaned only from watching South Park, the character in green is half-Canadian.
I say half because he has a mouth like the other guy and not a flappy head, but he still has the beady eyes.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What's a weird or baffling social event you experienced?
7·2 days agoI have social anxiety and some kind of high-functioning AuDHD going on. That makes most social events weird and baffling to me to be fair.
But since you want stories here’s a couple that are short and sweet if a bit loosey goosey on the social element:
One time on a bus, late at night, a very drunk individual was encouraging conversation (if only because most of the other passengers weren’t sure what he would do if we didn’t respond). He was drinking something simultaneously black and cloudy out of a plastic bottle and offering people swigs. People didn’t go that far into joining in, hence weird rather than actually scary. I may have said “no thanks I’m not sure what that is”, and thankfully he took it well.
Another time, as a kid with family on holiday somewhere. I forget exactly where. A shop in a high street with windows all covered with special offers and an opening time that was pretty soon. We think: “Why not?”. A crowd had gathered by the opening time. The doors opened. The crowd flooded in with us fairly near the front.
The shop was completely empty save for a few guys in suits in formation at the back, and one by the door who’d opened them. Sleazy sales types, maybe religious types. It was hard to be sure, but clearly some kind of bait and switch. Thus began a wave of people trying to get out as the back of the crowd was still trying to get in.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Now Listen To This Story About a Man Named Ted
5·2 days agoWhat I’m gathering here is that writing for the same format repeatedly for decades is liable to make an author go a little crazy in the coconut from time to time.
To be honest, I can totally relate.
Firstly, there’s the incorrect assumption that Linux users don’t use Microsoft’s Windows operating system because they’re afraid of it. This may or may not have something to do with the fact that “phobia” has two meanings in modern parlance, one which means fear and the other that extends to mean hatred.
But you probably know all that.
The other part is that it’s surprisingly common for detractors of the Russian state to “accidentally” fall out of a window. This then appears in the news. We know it wasn’t an accident. The Russian state knows it wasn’t an accident. We know they know and they know we know, but there’s no proof and no investigation, so it was an accident. Got it? Good.
And so detractors of the Russian state are also afraid of windows.
Personally, I think Putin should spend a lot more time near them.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Were low-bass singers a thing before amplification?
11·2 days agoYes.
Amplification does not require electronics. Good acoustics in a hall can be all you need for all vocal registers to be heard. (Edit: Whether a hall is a church isn’t strictly relevant. Took that part out.)
Even if you can’t quite pick out the low notes in poor acoustics, they’ll be bolstering the sub-harmonics of the higher pitches, giving weight to the performance anyway.
And for small groups around a fire you don’t need a hall at all, which gets us back to prehistory easily.
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World News@lemmy.world•Tunnel Between US and Russia? Putin’s Envoy Hints at Potential Deal Breakthrough
5·2 days agoI was thinking “The Poot-Trumpin’ Fart Tube”, but yours might be more suitable for business purposes.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What was the internet like before Y2K happened ?
13·2 days agoFTP was in its heyday for obtaining files. Usenet was the place to be for grouped content.
Old Gopher information services were mostly dead by '99 but there were still a few holdouts.
E-mail in actual mail clients reigned supreme.
Also, depending of what you think of as “web” these days, most old web stuff was basically just nice-looking text with graphics thrown in and maybe a little JavaScript here and there, not full blown interactive experiences and applications like we have now.
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World News@lemmy.world•Restaurant forced to shut because it is too hot for staff to work
4·3 days agoThere’s a minimum temperature for indoor work in Britain, but no maximum. The minimum for sedentary work used to be 17°C, but they reduced it to 16°C during the last government. Notably, it hasn’t been increased again under the current one. (For active indoor work, it’s 13°C. Outdoor work has no limits otherwise the country would be even less functional in extreme weather than it already is.)
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Has there ever been a show about a mixed-gender group of adult friends where there are no romantic entaglements within the group?
3·3 days agoBrian almost definitely slept with Marsha. As best as I remember from subtext and possibly the DVD extras, he was behind on rent, and Marsha made an indecent proposal. Add that to the fact that he’s hung like a horse and you understand why Marsha might retain some interest.
Also, Tim and Daisy do eventually get together, but officially only after the series ends. Tyres saw what was going on a lot sooner than that though.
Finally, there’s the potential that Mike might actually have more than a man-crush on Tim. They have a bromance, sure, but there might be other things going on in Mike’s head that Tim is completely oblivious to.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Sony/Yoti reporting users to authorities for using GrapheneOS
39·3 days agoYoti is British. I get you were talking about Sony, but I wouldn’t want people to get the impression that this is a strictly Japanese thing.
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World News@lemmy.world•Vladimir Putin rejects Zelenskyy’s offer to meet and reaffirms Ukraine war aims
593·4 days agoZelenskyy would have to be foolish to expect anything else at this point, so this had to have been for another reason. Possibly to prove that Putin remains a terrible person and to keep the conflict in the news.
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Technology@lemmy.world•32GB of DDR5 now costs $375 minimum — AI shortage continues to squeeze PC building
2·4 days agoOh. Well that’s much better.
I don’t remember seeing it in my distro’s package manager previously, but I have a feeling I might have rejected it for being a Qt app. By default their look and feel doesn’t match my window manager choices, and my distro hasn’t ever handled that automatically, so I may have decided I didn’t like the look of it.
Now I’m aware of qt5ct (changes some of the look and feel of Qt5 apps) so that’s not as much of a problem any more.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Who in your opinion is the worst written FICTIONAL villain in all of media?
51·5 days agoRupert Murdoch.Edit: I see the title has been edited and so Murdoch doesn’t count (and it was a stretch given the qualifiers in the post text anyway.)
The chaotic evil way to win this argument is to send the “water” person to prove it.
You might lose or badly maim a (soon-to-be-former) friend and burn your house down, but you’ll still win.
Sometimes they deliberately change it up to deny expectations though. Occasionally it’s “Doctor what?!”
Also, at one point, a major antagonist outright lampshades the whole thing and claims The Doctor named themselves that way precisely so that conversation would always happen.
The Doctor’s use of question marks in the(ir) past certainly lend weight to the argument, but on the other hand, the antagonist in question will say or do literally anything if it they think it will help them achieve their goal.
White lies. Outright genocide. Anything in between. So we have to take what they say under advisement.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Would you let artificial intelligence take care of your children?
2·6 days ago[Data] doesn’t have emotions
I wouldn’t be so sure. Without the emotion chip that he obtains later, he’s programmed to think he doesn’t have them, and will thus deny he has any, but a lot of his responses, programmed, learned, or otherwise, are analogous to, if not actually emotions. Muted though they may be, and whether Troi can detect them or not.
For example, there’s one episode where his latent gut instinct literally forces him to comment that he wishes he had one, caused by the impasse of having that response and being prevented from acknowledging it.
It might be the same episode where he catches himself drumming his fingers nervously because something is bothering him, and he registers surprise (another emotion) at that fact.
I reckon it’s the same programming that prevents him from using contractions in speech, and might go some way to explain the “mistakes” where it sounds like he’s contracting words anyway.
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Technology@lemmy.world•32GB of DDR5 now costs $375 minimum — AI shortage continues to squeeze PC building
2·6 days agoI would have recommended WinDirStat myself. I never did like the pie chart style views in programs like Filelight and Baobab.
(I use Graphical Disk Map on Linux. Not quite as full featured as WinDirStat but works in a pinch.)
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Technology@lemmy.world•32GB of DDR5 now costs $375 minimum — AI shortage continues to squeeze PC building
22·6 days agoThat’d be great if software still had the same small footprint it had back then.



In the C programming language. Or do you mean which C project specifically? Because as Technus surmises in their response, it’s usually a better idea to set up aliases (
typedefs or heck, even#defines) so that you’re offloading some of the mental strain keeping track of the layers, and that’s likely to be what happens in production code.But the underlying data type is still
T***.