A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.
O m g… The horror is comming soon…
The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It’s no even fucking autumn!
The Scavenger’s Daughter has opened her eyes.
Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s
it’s september you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off
Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.
Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.
My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.
I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.
They had Eggnog at Costco today… Wtf
I kind of get that the big box stores don’t have a big storage room in the back, so they basically start to put some shit out soon after it arrives. But the nog? That shit is perishable.
My dude, we’re well into September.
edited, and my point is still fully valid
Yeah but you’re an over aggressive little bitch, so nullified
Amen. dark days are ahead. Use caution around televisions and radios. And for fucks sake, steer clear of the shopping centres. Liberate yourself from auditory tyranny - arm yourself with the best noise cancelling headphones or ear defenders in your reach - keep them close for at least the next 3 months, ESPECIALLY behind enemy lines. The terrorists can be around any corner. Stay strapped
what does that mean?
EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a…
Too soon!
I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.
All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
It’s Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it’s in there.
honestly if you’re like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger
fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard
also what didn’t get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘
The “Iron Man” parody that starts off, “I AM SANTA CLAUS…!”
For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.
Santa Baby and Baby it’s Cold Outside creep me tf out… Who thought either of those songs were a good idea to write…
Ok yeah that one too. Insufferable greed is rampant enough…
I prefer “Grandma got worked over by a mobster”. As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.
“You ain’t much, but I want you for Christmas.”
all i want for September is no Christmas
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