honestly if you’re like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger
fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard
also what didn’t get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘
All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
It’s Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it’s in there.
In the 90s, there was an especially heinous rendition of Mi Burrito Sabanero, sang by the whiniest sounding kid, that just dominated radio stations.
honestly if you’re like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger
fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard
also what didn’t get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘
The “Iron Man” parody that starts off, “I AM SANTA CLAUS…!”
For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.
Santa Baby and Baby it’s Cold Outside creep me tf out… Who thought either of those songs were a good idea to write…
Ok yeah that one too. Insufferable greed is rampant enough…
I prefer “Grandma got worked over by a mobster”. As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.