When you’re out of good options, you try the bad ones.

It’s just you running behind her and holding them up, isn’t it.

Yep, that’s fetterman.

Cheap excuse. Arrest him anyway.

I find it strange that my wife collects my children’s discarded bones.

That we still hate the egomaniacal fucktoy

Your mock it, but that redaction saved thousands of lives. Most of us can’t handle that sort of beauty.

That’s the look. The point isn’t to get subtle beauty enhancement. The point is to look like you’ve had plastic surgery.

It’s tacky to me, but I’m not going to fault their culture. As long as it’s being done with full knowledge and consent, and not under outside pressure.

I’m waiting for the ICE imposters who start looting two blocks away from actual ICE activity and just drive off

Lol WIVES ARE BAD AND MARRIAGE IS A PRISON HELP ME LOL

I’ll be so happy when that joke dies. Hope my wife goes with it! Amirite??

The goodest boy

So happy 😄

Beautiful!

I hear this a lot from unmedicated high functioning ADHD types. The alcohol quiets the noise.

Most people would see “use Voyager or boost” to be akin to “use Reddit or Instagram”. Because why would there be more than one app to connect to the app.

It’s wrong, but any time you break from a standard assumption you require thinking. Once you require thinking, you lose anyone who isn’t otherwise motivated.

I think it’s more like:

If you think you can deny a child an abortion, do you think you can deny them an appendectomy? Why not?

The audience cheered and clapped.

And that was the full sum of their efforts.

Microsoft’s is “squeal”. Like a pig. When you get the bill.

If you’re walking to the store but haven’t gotten there yet, did you fail? No.

Losing weight isn’t a goal, it’s one mile marker. You’re not done when you get there. You then need to learn how to be a skinny person and live that life forever.

It’s a long walk till the day you die. Keep walking. You’ll get there.

And look up mikeneedsaplan. Good fellow.

This is such an underrated point. If we want people to join Lemmy, we need an app called Lemmy, on every platform. And if we want to steal users from Reddit, make the UI a clone of the reddit app but better. And allow people to join via the app, not some separate website.