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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      And nose and ears.

      The ear hair is what gets me. I was at work one time and noticed a single three-inch hair growing off the back of my ear. WTF.

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      Unless you’re someone like me that can not grow a mustache doesn’t grow any sort of cheek hair for a beard. And naturally just grows a simple goatee that won’t get any longer than about an inch no matter how long you don’t shave it. And my ass is as smooth as a baby’s butt. So is my chest my arms and most of my legs. Luckily because I’m native American the likelihood of me actually becoming bald is not very high.

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        If you are balding, you’re pretty likely to have increased hair growth elsewhere. At last if it’s male pattern balding, because that is caused by high testosterone.

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      Don’t I know it.

      My hairline is receding because my hair is marching down the back of my neck towards my ass crack.