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Bonus Panel

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I hope the reboot is faithful to the original guy with a spear.
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4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: Two hairy cavemen sit on rocks and talk. They have long, unkempt hair and beards, as well as uni-brows, and wear short loin clothes. One of the cavemen on the left gestures while speaking to the other who is bush drawing in the dirt with a stick.
Caveman 1: Hey, you remember that cave painting of the guy with the spear?
Panel 2: Caveman 1 listens with a smile on his face. Caveman 2 is excited to discuss this masterpiece, his stick forgotten.
Caveman 2: Of course! That painting is the best!
Panel 3: Caveman 1 drops some knowledge on Caveman 2 who grabs his hair in shock and horror at the revelation.
Caveman 1: Would you believe that was made 20 years ago?
Caveman 2: Whaaat?
Panel 4: Caveman 2 covers his face with his hands to hide his despair. Caveman 1 somberly agrees with his companion.
Caveman 2: Fuck I’m old…
Caveman 1: Same


Reminds me of a school textbook we had. I don’t know what the reason was, I guess they would just trying to be funny, but ot had little quotes in the margins that sounded sensible when you first read them, but fell apart if you thought about it for 3 seconds.
One of them was: Cleopatra was closer in time to stegosaurus, then we are now.
I miss this kinda shit.
Tangentially related: the Factoids feature in 3-2-1 Contact magazine