My fingers get all wet and sticky and the smell just won’t come off. GOD I love oranges.
This is why shower oranges were a meme a while ago.
I made it so far without ever learning of shower oranges… why have you done this?
Only out of love, my friend.
I’m just not sure whether they’re wise to combine with shower beers.
That should be fine, but no study beers.
I wish they’d stop packaging all our produce in plastic.
Seriously, it COMES IN ITS OWN PACKAGING!!! Let people bring their own canvas bags, gotdam.
But then you could buy only as many as you can eat! And choose the good-looking ones, or the unloved ones if you’re a kinder person.
Okay… what’s the downside?
For me it’d be all ups.
But capitalism decided profits are more important.
Real leather pls
And now you have red plastic bits everywhere.
I also like doing these for the Lemon Stealing Whores.
The garlic in the purple fishnets made me feel some kinda way as a kid
I’m waiting “slutty oranges” on my grocery list. We’ll see how my partner interprets that.
They’re not slutty oranges. They’re slutsumas
They’re no apples, but they’re pretty good. I guess it’s unfair of me to compare the two.
Anyway, just give me a round little honey(crisp).
Those are mandarins.
Mandarin oranges, yes.
You mean clementines?
Clementines are a subtype of mandarin orange. They’re smaller and very sweet.
Someone’s gotta tell modern fruit-namers that portmanteaus are not a requirement.
Very neat. Thanks for sharing.
