I still start with knock knock even though it’s irrelevant to the punchline

Poor thing

It’s not right to let them get this big, hope he got healthy

Potatoes aren’t rice

I respect anyone who can hold that many cats at once

He seems like a good dude

I would split a beer with him.

This episode always bugged me because I don’t like parquet flooring

You haven’t had my mashed potatoes though

It’s an additional thing that brings happiness

We could also have made Mercator maps of varying position, but that might not center Europe.

Mercator? I barely even know her!

90 days is how long it takes to fill out the paperwork

What about $300b though?

That’s like, occasionally order off the value menu rich

Boomers: we went to woodstock! Free love

Gen X: I know just the way to rebel against that!

(I kid, of course)

There are a few theories of invisibility and they depend on the mechanism of invisibility

The first type of invisibility is all cells are transparent, sort of like a jellyfish. In this case the digestive system would be visible if you’d eaten food. Not ideal, visible poop.

Second is light bending, like the predator. In this case poop would be visible and you wouldn’t be.

Third is magic true invisibility, and in that case it depends on the wizard.

Fourth is illusionary where the viewer is tricked into not seeing you, and in this case the poop is visible.

I haven’t really heard of any violent criminals being detained

Family doctor shortage and overworked parents.

A hero sandwich.

Poop in shoes.

Giant tiger shits. Hairy tiger shits. In billionaire’s shoes they would fits.

Yeah, but that’s the size where things definitely start dying.

50 is probably my ideal company size.

That kind of makes sense in context, since for leasing it’s not their hardware and they’re probably doing accounting based on the amortized costs of using them

But no I did not know that and it is pretty cool

Amen.

This is 100% spot on.

I love Charlie Angus