I like the spirit behind the idea. I strongly dislike putting crows in harm’s way, 'cuz we all know a sizable chunk of MAGA fucks wouldn’t feel a shred of remorse if they managed to get hold of a crow that went after their hat, or otherwise just pulled out a gun and shot them.
I would imagine that the crows are in places where brandishing a firearm to fire on a bird isn’t allowed. Also, while I’m not one of these fascist fuck faces, I’ve been swooped by red wing black birds, and when it happens the first instinct is, “Fuck! Oh fuck! Bird!!!”.
“I feared for my life”, if they can use it to justify murder of humans they’ll absolutely allow it as a defense to pulling a gun on a bird
The crows can quit at any time
My wife and I have been discussing training crows to go after ICE agents.
Discuss only. I swear.
Great idea. Crows can remember faces so when the magas boot off and attack the crow.
A grudge will be born
Inb4 MAGA start legitimately believing that they are drones. Like, serious MTG and man-made hurricane level.
“Birds aren’t real” is already a thing
Damn, this works against all my enemies. MAGA and Cincinnati Reds fans.
FUCK THE CARDINALS!
On that, we can agree!
Signed, a Pirates fan.
Hope the birds stay safe
Crows are pretty good at the old peck’n’dodge, and pretty tough generally, especially when in a murder.
I think we could extend this training to seagulls, baiting the MAGA hats with French fries. Get started now to ruin the nazis’ summer.
That’s a cute jackdaw!
They need only leave if they use alts for vote manipulation.
Lol teaching it to attack red hats.
Not really fair to the crows.
One could argue this provides them better long term opportunities
Biz_dave is serving the country like a fine outstanding citizen.
Be like Biz_dave. 👍
as a Canadian, I approve
Could you… Could you teach geese this? Please?
I don’t think they can be tamed
No no we just want to hire them
I’m just a Phillies fan, I swear!!!
All the more reason
We’re the most losing team in sports history, haven’t we suffered enough?!? The Braves being in second place is a minor consolation
They should use a MAGA hat as the bait hat so crows will know exactly what to look for
maybe OOP didn’t want to touch a real maga hat, and I can’t blame them
That’s fair 😆
I believe they would be able to tell the difference, so yeah 👍
eh then for their content they would have to blur out the words to prevent free publicity. Easier to just use a blank so there is less video editing.
