

“‘We must all hang together, or most assuredly we will all hang separately.”


“‘We must all hang together, or most assuredly we will all hang separately.”

Your mom was in the way.
It’s a just jump to the left, and then a step to the right.

Do? Do what? I’m not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I did it 35 minutes ago.


Still my favorite Luigi.


Have you read How to Be Perfect yet? The Audiobook is so much fun.


I know that Ayn Rand is an charlatan posing as philosopher



“What have I done!?!”


This so weird, I do exactly the same thing except instead of ‘America’ I sing ‘Jet Song’.
“When you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way…” and all of a sudden the ear worm is gone
1st Door? Charlie Kirk, man it was right there.


Ya know, Morons Shitposters.

He still manages to pull a legit snack.

Gives the rest of us hope.
That cat needs a tiara and some sunglasses.



Statisticians are somewhere between Sociologists and Psychologists according Mathematicians and between Chemists and physicists according to Statisticians.


they could be watching The Wire, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, ALF, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, etc.

This a great start and I’d just throw in, if you’re the parent of a small picky eater or just want to get more veggies in your life. I like to grate in all sorts of other veggies like broccoli, zucchini, spinach, carrots, just go nuts, because tomatoes have such a strong flavour your blander veggies go right in and if you grate it fine enough just dissolve so kids done see or taste them but all the good stuff still gets in.