No no you have to understand if they don’t recognise celebrities it’s because they’re better then you not because they have face blindness.

No it’s pretty easy to send a notified cease and desist letter. And if you’ve got a couple of lawyers on retainer (like most celebrities do) someone in their firm will be happy to follow up with a lawsuit pretty quick.

But if you don’t some poor venture capitalist’s children will go to bed without their third yacht. You don’t hate children that much do you?

Hey you don’t need to be modest on the internet. Putting that kind of care into breakfast tells them that they are loved. You’re doing it right. I’ve got my things too so I’m not to worried but you should be proud, anonymous person on the internet to anonymous person on the internet.

You obviously love your family a lot more than I love mine because that looks like a lot of work. Good on ya, for being a better parent then I am.

Oah, oh, we’re half way there

That vase definitely deserved it. It was probably haunted.

Mama, needs a night off!

In three more year Ted is going to start telling his kids how he met their mother.

Yes, He did. In the Epstein files there documents that show that DJT fucked kids.

As my father used to say “Don’t do two crimes at the same time”

And party on dudes!

Thou are God.

Shouldn’t this be labeled NSFW what with the Strokenoff?

Omaha the Cat Dancer

No but this bear has huge knockers

This a great start and I’d just throw in, if you’re the parent of a small picky eater or just want to get more veggies in your life. I like to grate in all sorts of other veggies like broccoli, zucchini, spinach, carrots, just go nuts, because tomatoes have such a strong flavour your blander veggies go right in and if you grate it fine enough just dissolve so kids done see or taste them but all the good stuff still gets in.

“‘We must all hang together, or most assuredly we will all hang separately.”

Your mom was in the way.

It’s a just jump to the left, and then a step to the right.