Same with YouTube and the band Suicidal Tendencies

Deez Nuts

I should have just started working there myself. Like fuck, what they gonna do, fire me?

By this measure, our dog is a cat as well…

Vehicle issues ‘last minute’

Fuckit, give yourself a flat tire, this ain’t difficult…

I’ve been in a Dollar General store before, that had 4 self checkouts, that were all out of order.

There were 2 human run registers, but no humans to even be found.

I hollered across the store “DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?!”

Almost needless to say, an employee came to the register, but in hindsight, I probably should have just said fuckit and walked out with the merchandise.

Hi, is this bed still available?

I lime my steak too, but there is neither lime nor steak in my post.

Maybe try again? You’re already 2 points down…

Love ya anyways for being a Lemming, have an upvote! 👍

steak streak…

It’s not quite easy of course, but I start by straightening a coathanger, then twistiing/bending it out mostly with my hands, plus pliers here and there as necessary.

Oh my FUCKING ANTICHRIST, some fuckwit online uses thick wire to make artwork, so it must be for abortion purposes right?

Go fuck yourself with an electrified sparkplug.

Coathangers are not repurposed for one exclusive detrimental purpose, artwork is a thing ya know…

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Nope, I’m on lemmy.world and getting the full quality image.

Using the Jerboa app right now, so the client app might have half of something to do with it…

What is everyone on about? Blurry?

The image is crystal clear on my end. I’m a member of lemmy.world and using the Jerboa app.

I’m gonna save this post to investigate later, just out of curiosity, because seriously the posted screenshot image appears crystal clear on my end, and I don’t think OP edited their post.

What are you folks seeing to say its blurry/needs more JPEG?

Alright, just take my upvote and get the buck out of here!

👍

Yes, yes it is. It’s also unfolded in a way that loosely resembles a buck.

Thank you for turning a random shitpost into the dullest most obvious comment ever.

I dunno my dude, but that mouth sure looks like a knife to me…

Rule 34, now you have to make it happen…

That’s right, they go in the square hole…

Somehow, Kermit The Truck, our 1996 GMC Sonoma, only throws one error code, P0300, says low fuel pressure or some nonsense, as that’s one of the newest sensors on it and it runs fantastic!

Something like ~220k miles on it now, and it cranks right up faster than a 2020 vehicle with that stupid Start/Stop shit, and even runs smoother no less.

Instructions finally clear, pulls lever multiple times furiously…