Like eggs, but I can live without.

Never figured my rage induced post would spurr such eggceptional responses

What’s with the fucking eggs, why does everyone focus on fucking eggs. There’s more food than God damn eggs for fucks sake

And those that do gaslight themselves into saying that’s not what it was

My jealousy is inconceivable!!!

Zip?

Not before ripping it’s face off and maiming it’s genitalia. Honestly, it’s too good for em