Yes! Keep the vampire meme flowing! I love this side of lemmy.
Either that or they’re keeping her well fed with a supply of bivalve mollusks.
How’d you know little Alucard has Porphyria? She also has sleep apnea, we can only get her to sleep in a coffin for some reason, it’s really sad but not even the end of it she also has pica so she constantly craves blood.
She has a few years or centuries stilll to turn into the canonical version of Alucard
I mean it’s pretty cool but is the “so proud” due to some effort that was put into it? I thought it was inevitable and an “about time “ is more appropriate.
They’re proud that they managed to keep the child alive long enough for this to happen.
But seriously, losing teeth can be scary and painful for children. The parent can be proud their child was mature enough to make it through the process without any/too much crying.
That’s a good point. Maybe a “thank the lord” is in order.
I find it strange that my wife collects my children’s discarded bones.
Your children discard bones? Who’s exactly?
She probably has an odontoma that redirected the eruption of her adult teeth.
Or is a vampire.
Or it’s a dog.
