Of course Santa’s Little Helper. He is the cutest boy and there is not a single functioning braincell behind those eyes.
I see a variation of this every once in a while any my pick is always Brian Griffin. What everyone always fails to take into account with him is that every one of the other dogs is completley happy with their current owner! They’d likely have worse overall lives if you took them away even the ones that you’d expect to feel better. Like Courage for example, he has to deal with SO MUCH terrifying stuff but it’d be a lot less if he left Muriel to be at mercy to said terrifying stuff without him since let’s be real her husband ain’t doing shit.
But with Brian? He doesn’t benefit at all from being with the Griffins and everyone in Quahog INCLUDING his family hate his guts. Being a Griffin has made him absolutely MISERABLE and that’s why he’s become an insufferable douchebag in the later seasons. Everyone seems to think adopting him would mean having to deal with modern Brian when in reality as long as you treat him as an EQUAL and not a worthless dog he’d be much closer to the Brian everyone loved.
It’s going to be Courage for me.
- Just wants cuddles and love
- Can actually protect the house if things happen
- Tech literate
- Can cook and help with chores
He’s a good boy.
But does taking Courage mean taking Courage away from Muriel the old lady? I wouldn’t wanna do that
Can we have them both?
Courage, absolutely no doubt.
Courage the cowardly (misnomer, he is very brave boi) dog and it’s not even close
Courage
God damn magic asparagus
Not hard, snoopy everytime.
Jake, you fucking monster.
I’ll take Courage
Id take krypto for the super powers, close second is courage who also basically has super powers.
The real concern is whether taking Courage will also invite all of the weird stuff that seems to follow him. You get a dog, and then suddenly your house is besieged by alien cats who want to steal your eyes.
Droopy could be in the super powers conversation as well.
Absolutely the fuck not to Brian
missing out on coolest dog roommate you could have
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Scoobs, snoops or supes
seymour
In spanish it is called “Ysimurdiera” which sounds as “what would happen if it bites”. Always wondered if there’s also a light joke on the original version… is there a joke im not aware off behind “seymour”?
