• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Finish indie dev: You fix car, get drunk, drive car, run over pedestrian, get arrested, serve time, get out, fix car, get drunk, have piss but don’t piss on TV because then you die.

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    11 months ago

    German indie developer: Either a loveletter to some 16-bit classic or a simulator for literally any workplace-related thing imaginable.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Hungarian developer 1: “RTS IN SPACE!!!”

    Hungarian developer 2: “Oh, so you’re telling us 3D real-time physics is impossible? Well, we just made a demo that has 3D real-time physics without knowing that.”

    Hungarian developer 3: “What if I invented a motorbike game, that will be very influential on a lot of flash game developers?”

    Hungarian developer 4: “I did gamer radicalization in the nineties, then I became a far-right blogger, because the only thing people were nostalgic about my games is the cifrakáromkodás, which I left out from Revenge on Army for the sake of a »better« dialogue system.”

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      11 months ago

      Could you elaborate a bit cause im hungarian but actually didnt know there was any significant game development there.

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        11 months ago
        1. Imperium Galactica
        2. Terep 2
        3. Action Super Cross/Elastomania
        4. Tamás “Tomcat” Polgár, creator of text adventure series Csöves and Revenge on Series, later far-right blogger.
  • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 months ago

    Canadian and UK indie developers: It’s a rogue-like zombie apocalypse RPG where you are guaranteed to die, filled with some of the craziest levels of detail seen in a video game. Also, it’s set in the US state of Kentucky, because reasons.

    Swedish indie developers: BLOCKS

    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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      11 months ago

      Slavic dev - either evict every tenant or feed them to the rats you bought from the homeless guy after stealing prescription drugs from the doctor that was beat to death by the thinly veiled gestapo allegory while they were-

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    11 months ago

    brazilian indie developers: its either more anime than anime or putting so much effort into a bad meme that it becomes good

    • eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 months ago

      BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3: I OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN THE FAVELA TRYING TO REVIVE MIT AIA I NEED TO CLOSE IT comes to mind for the latter, the former sounds like something I need to experience