This Who only has a Small Gulp.

And I’m a 100% into Grinches now.

Are we saying Former Husband to Pop Star Grimes is the real President? Cause I imagine that would annoy Trump.

Gremlins is also a Christmas movie.

So is Mortal Kombat from the 90s. It’s all about people fighting to be number 1. Just like Christmas shopping.

Look, some of us are going to make the sacrifice to supply-side-God. We gotta do everything to help the rich get richer. Cause fuck us plebs.

What I have learned from the Internet, that if you think it may be someone’s type of porn. It’s someone’s type of porn.

Gotta keep that existential dread at bay.

“Oh look, that’s my place.”

Opens the moving car door and jumps out

“Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster.”

90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal “what the fuck” lines.

90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?

The Department of Government Efficiency whole supports this fiscal misadventure.

I like how the United Healthcare CEO is greyed out like a completed boss in Mega Man.

Or “donate” money to political campaigns.

Apparently Americans just need guns.

I hope this type of shit posting continues.

Nah, refer to Musk as President Former Husband to Pop Star Grimes.

Get a nice two for one deal right there.

“The DNC hears ya. The DNC don’t care.”

The entire time I was reading this, all I could think was Goatse.

I mean there is always goatse. I showed my co-worker the original image since they didn’t know why there are memes about it now a day.

Eye bleach was used that day.

By winning, you meantaking copious amounts of drugs?