Luigi says [ Removed by Reddit ]
Luigi says: Just imagine one of the others is a Healthcare insurance CEO, you know what to do.
Non-murder solution:
Place and hold the apples precisely on top of one another. (Make sure your fingers are not in the way.) From one side of the apple tower, go horizontally exactly two thirds of the way to the other side. At that position, cut vertically through both apples from top to bottom. You now have two pieces that are two thirds of an apple each, and two pieces that are one third each. The kid you like best will receive the end slices without the apple core in it.
More realistically, disregard the stupid premise and make as many cuts as you need.
The knife looks long enough you could probably cut 1/3 of each apple while they are placed side by side, which might be easier and safer to cut than stacking the apples.
That seems more possible than turning the knife 90 degrees mid-cut
I will be the cpt obv
1/3 1/3
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2/3 2/3
Ok but like how do you know it’s 1/3 of the apple without any other tools.
Cut first, choose last. It’s as fair as you can get when eyeballing it
Let’s not go too deep on this alright
Right… right… but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Envy-free_cake-cutting
if the cake is a 1-dimensional interval …
The Stromquist moving-knives procedure uses four simultaneously-moving knives…Consider a spherical cow perched above a black hole, facing the sunset…
I did not expect to see this today
To put that in perspective, for 2 people that would be ~4.3 billion
alright we better get started then
It’s just the upper bound. I have no idea what the process is lol.
