I’ma smother you with buffalo sauce and lick it off your naked body with a side of bleu cheese.
The Boston markets looks like lips with a leather bite strap in them
Right idea, wrong orifice
Your remains will make an excellent soup broth
🤨
I’m siding with the corporation on this one.
Class traitor /s
I keep bringing you home because you’re cheap but I’m never really satisfied.
What X2. Who prefers their chicken without skin?
Part of the joke
There are lunatics that got b8ed by this post into outing themselves. See below.
me? everyone else!?
I’ma eat this chick out.
Not sure why I would talk to a rotisserie chicken though
Now, that’s some nice breast
I want you inside me?
Wendy’s would get it
Now that you’re old you smell funny and I don’t want to be around you
I’m going to rip both your legs off and leave you to rot in the cold
Im gonna enjoy nomming you :3
You taste so good, I love it when your juice runs down my chin
I wish those guys had stuffed your cavity.
So we’re doing random again huh
hi every1 im new!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 37 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!! <— me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Random or guro, take your pick
