Now that you’re old you smell funny and I don’t want to be around you

I’ve broken many bones in my life, but the standout is my hip. I was 34 when I fractured the femoral neck in my hip joint. When I get up after sitting on a chair/couch for a while, my hip pops LOUD, and normally is pleasant feeling (sometimes really, really not), but anyone in earshot immediately looks to me with alarm because they can’t place what popped to make the sound.

Me: points to hip–> it’s my hip cracking, don’t worry! Them: 🤮

There is a news logo on the bottom. This is likely a still from an interview about the incident

This is one of my favorite comments of all time. I have sent a screen shot to three different people that get pissed when I won’t let them use my shears.