That sounds expensive.

Because we are old. Wasn’t the Andrew Wakefield nonsense paper from 1989? Oops no, it was 1998.

Yup, and 1998 was 27 years ago, that’s a perfectly reasonable age for motherhood. My kids were born when I was younger than that.

I’m tall enough I can’t stand up on any plane I’ve been on in the last several years…

I refuse to believe that anybody believes birds aren’t real.

But I also refused to believe flat earthers were real until I met one.

Gaming keyboards are also usually linear, but that’s not a hard rule.

I’ma smother you with buffalo sauce and lick it off your naked body with a side of bleu cheese.

TIL I have no family :(

My sister started calling me “little brother” about the time I got taller than her. Before that we were just using first names.

I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!

(/s, of course. Shouldn’t be necessary but this is the internet…)