It’s not a real sneeze if there’s no echo

“Oh Jesus christ! Go open a window and wash your hands.” Was what my Dad liked to say…

Nose still attached?
Now we’re both sorry.
That can’t be stressed enough.
Came that sound from your face?
Now we both shat our pants.

This was 2020

achoo - Bless you.

achoo - You only get one.

achoo - Stop that.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

I had a buddy who would just tut loudly whenever someone sneezed in the office. Second sneeze got a “ffffff” and third one got a “shushhh”.

I want people to be karmically balanced so I always tell them to go to hell

In germany some real life examples are:

• "aufwischen! ": get a mop
• "stirb leise! ": die qietly

You get one blessing. Multiple sneezes are a scam for more blessings. If I keep blessing you, what’s your incentive to ever stop sneezing?

I tell Mrs. Noodle to cut it out every time.

I usually just ‘shhhhhh’ them

“Ew what was that? Do you do that all the time? I’ve never seen anyone do that before.”

Gazebo

I usually just look at them sternly and shush them 🤫 ssshhhhh!