Welcome to ten years ago.
Once I decompiled the contol app for a cheap chinese vibrator. The vibrator uses Bluetooth LE to talk to the phone app, the phone app connects to chinese servers and offers remote control and chat functionality.
Spiciest thing I found in the App was a list of words (mostly Chinese) you are forbidden to use, stuff like references to Tianmen. Yes the sex toy app had a cleartext list of political and kinky forbidden words it will locally filter out.
Dude, don’t give them any ideas. Butt plugs are gonna start having ads before they turn on now.
There’s no money in before! Gotta go for that randomly shrinks while in use if you want to make the bucks
Getting an ad and being able to silence it by shoving it up my ass sounds… weirdly satisfying
Hyperplug detected a lack of fiber in your diet. Press here to order our new Fibre & Flow ™ food supplement. Only one dose a day to keep you healthy!
IoT fanatics until they start getting fucking ads on their LG TV or Alexa spewing audio ads
…then heat it to 50°C
Mining shit-coins
A more realistic version of the story; I was going to say less funny, but that’s not true, it’s even funnier.
Rofl well that was a stupid invention
Well, everyone has fun as they want and I understand that the remote control in these cases can be a factor that makes more sense than, say, controlling the temperature of the refrigerator remotely. Of course, not understanding the importance of end-to-end encryption in this case is very stupid
all your cock are belong to us
The buttplug connecting to wifi is one of the few things that makes sense. In this case: so your totally not imagined GF in Canada can peg you remotely.
These backend developers leaving all kinds back door vulnerabilities these days
In Toy Story 5, there’s a potty training toy with internet access. I find that creepy
Twitch plays…
You want more targetted advertising instead of random stuff don’t you?
Open endpoint
Is this the newest RCE?
No, that would be for an internet enabled, adjustable cockring. Remote cock execution.
