I should get a discount every time I do self checkout

I mean I’m literally doing what you pay people to do, so pay up

It’s just… such a novelty. Like, I don’t know if I’d want everything to be 3D or VR all the time. It’s the kind of fun that’s only fun in moderation

It’s an easy game, 'til you get caught

Though I suppose a bad student who still has an extra brain cell can just paraphrase AI

2A defenders have been real quiet ever since the surge in ICE shootings

“Should students be allowed to use AI to write their essays? Why or why not?”

That’d be a real mindfuck for any students actually doing that

Yellow is literally the color of piss. So gross! Wouldn’t touch that shit even if someone washed it

Life isn’t a race. Hold onto your youth and don’t peak early, stay whimsical and have fun

Once you’re actually old, you’ll be glad that it’s at least a new experience

Shit literally tastes like medicine soda. If I wanted medicine soda I’d just drink some of that weirdass Fentiman’s curiosity cola

Patience of a god for not doing that

Yeah it definitely isn’t. If I could guess what the subliminal message is, maybe it’s trying to tell young children “don’t fuck with the cops or try to resist them?”

On gooddddd!!! SPECHBIB PROMOTS dRUGS???!!! This is aNOT OKAY!!!

Aaaand it’s still the same people

This feels incredibly subliminal. Like you just know it’s trying to communicate something, but you just can’t prove it

I thought that was just me! Yeah I tried a couple of pieces and it literally tasted like the yellow Capn Crunch piece, but unsweetened and dusted in cheese

I liked it better when it was just popcorn tbh

I never caught that but you’re right!

Sheesh, pirates in general are just getting absolutely nerfed

Somehow, this feels like a subliminal message

Dihydrogen monoxide, a naturally-occurring mineral that becomes a molten magma at room temperature whose chemical reaction with sodium is volatile enough to cause explosions and is made from a combination of hydrochloric acid and lye

Why are we surprised?

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I don’t celebrate war or violence of any kind

But if that’s how it must go…(͡•_ ͡• )

As if Trump’s the one running the show. He’s more of a mascot of the US empire than anything. Takes all the punches while the secret government of oligarchs remains invisible