• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    I have a surefire method for consistently low gas prices.

    I have more gas than I know what to do with at a fraction of the cost using this one simple trick (that fossil fuel barons hate): eating vast amounts of raw cabbage.

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      I’ve cooked a big pot of pea soup today. As one of the consequences I’m now exiled from bedroom to sleep on sofa in living room.

      I regret nothing. 🗿

      And I think we could unite our efforts in supplying Americans with gas. Just have to phrase it in a way, that doesn’t involve cabbage or peas, or they’ll deem it to be some liberal tree hugger organic shit.

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        Call it “natural gas”, or get a bunch of lactose-intolerant guys named Brent, and call the result “Brent Crude”

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        3 days ago

        does slaw count as cooked? i use a mayo/applecidervinegar dressing on it. I’m told sashimi counts as cooked because they vinegar it up (i do not accept that lie. i still love sashimi) but i want my logic to be consistent

        • xtr0n@sh.itjust.works
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          Slaw does not count as cooked but may be slightly pickled. I think you are conflating sashimi with ceviche. Ceviche is pickled enough to get a change in the proteins similar to cooking. Sashimi is typically minimally processed.