I’m more into Kennedy play because I like being skull fucked.
2 minutes of fun, followed by 18 years of grueling work.
Taking care of a kid is not exactly grueling work for 18 years, it’s a lot easier after the first 3-4, and is also very fulfilling even when it’s tough. Assuming you have normal human caregiving feelings and so on.
I don’t know why the internet is so anti-kids, it’s pretty baffling.
Well Im not anti kids, I just find the fetish absurd.
2 minutes?? How many times are you doing it? 5?
That includes the foot worship.
Ah. Makes sense. The only type of foreplay haha.
So… Shinzo Abe was breeding at length before he was shot?
An important component of “Abenomics” was trying to increase the fertility rate - Japan has been infamously careening towards demographic collapse (which ya know, might be connected to getting married/having kids torpedoing a career…)
At least Abe was advocating consensual sex, I don’t know if his grandfather was so kind in Manchukuo. Abe certainly didn’t want anyone to know about what was happening in Manchukuo.
So how effective was that? I think the Japanese population is still declining, isn’t it?
Japan’s population is projected to fall by about 30%, to 87 million by 2070, when four out of every 10 people will be 65 or older.
The Moonies weren’t particularly interested in consent, I wouldn’t assume that he was.
In the back like Shinzo Abe, right?
Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week
gotta be international, my genitals are starting to get sore-
spring has truly come i think
Spring’s got me SPRUNG
Easter is a fertility festival 😏
THERE PUTTING H2O IN THE WATER GASP THOSE SNEAKY BASTARDS!!!
More like Hoe2O
IT’S TURNING THE FROGS GAY
Oh noooo… Which frogs tho?
We’re all just mammals, and spring has sprung.
Very mammalian
You and me baby ain’t nothin but mammals…
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!
Boioioing
You’re not wrong 👀
Yeah, and of course here I was thinking I was gonna stop at a local fancy hotel bar tonight and my brain said “yeah but people scare you” so I didn’t.
Name checks out ^
It do. Far more frequently than I intend.
I’m like a meme I only find funny every time. And everyone else is missing out. People just don’t get it.
Coincidentally, not too different from a Lincolnabeplay
For some people, this joke is gonna fly right thru their heads.
Plot twist: She’s going to talk about animal husbandry at length.
shrugs Whatever gets her in the mood.
Okay, so maybe she’s on to something. It’s not actually that boring, after all.
Animal husbandry, being one of the oldest and most fundamental practices within the broader field of agriculture, refers to the art and science of breeding, rearing, and caring for livestock animals in a manner that optimizes both their health and productivity while meeting human needs for resources such as meat, milk, fiber, leather, labor, and companionship, and this discipline, which has evolved slowly and steadily over the course of several millennia since the Neolithic Revolution, involves an impressively large and often tedious array of tasks that must be performed on a daily, weekly, monthly, seasonal, and annual basis with a degree of consistency and attention to minute detail that many might find repetitive and unremarkable, such as the precise formulation of animal diets based on detailed nutritional analyses to ensure balanced intake of macronutrients like proteins, carbohydrates, and fats, as well as essential micronutrients like vitamins and minerals, all of which must be tailored to the specific physiological needs of the animal based on factors such as age, sex, weight, reproductive status, lactation stage, and intended market use, combined with strict management of water supply quality and quantity to avoid issues related to dehydration or waterborne diseases, in addition to the regular cleaning and maintenance of animal housing facilities to manage waste buildup, control ammonia levels, prevent disease outbreaks, and provide adequate bedding and ventilation, which are critical yet thankless tasks that contribute directly to the long-term sustainability of operations, and further complicated by the constant need to monitor animal health through visual inspection, behavioral observation, and, increasingly, the collection of biometric data via digital technologies, a development that, while technologically advanced, has in no way reduced the fundamentally monotonous nature of physically walking among herds and flocks to assess for subtle signs of illness, injury, or distress, all of which must be recorded meticulously in farm management software or paper logs to satisfy not only internal quality assurance but also external audits by regulatory bodies concerned with animal welfare standards, environmental impact, and food safety, all while dealing with the additional mental load of planning breeding programs, selecting sires and dams based on genetic merit determined through increasingly complex indices that weigh traits such as feed efficiency, disease resistance, growth rates, carcass quality, and reproductive performance, and implementing mating decisions either naturally or via artificial insemination, which itself demands storage, handling, and application of semen under sterile and highly specific conditions, not to mention the planning for parturition seasons, where supervision of calving, lambing, kidding, or farrowing must occur frequently throughout day and night, often in less-than-ideal weather conditions, requiring a level of patience and endurance that is rarely recognized outside agricultural circles, and following successful births, careful colostrum management, early weaning strategies, and vaccination schedules must be rigorously followed to ensure maximal early-life survival rates and long-term productivity, all while navigating fluctuating market conditions, adjusting herd or flock size accordingly, ensuring compliance with evolving local, national, and international regulations regarding traceability, animal movement, antibiotic stewardship, and waste management, and participating in industry programs aimed at verifying sustainable practices, such as carbon footprint reduction initiatives, ethical certification schemes, and environmental stewardship programs, which, although important for the long-term viability of the sector and planet alike, add another layer of administrative burden and paperwork to an already tedious daily workload that requires an unwavering dedication to routines that, despite small innovations here and there, have remained fundamentally unchanged in their essence for thousands of years, making animal husbandry a life pursuit not for those seeking constant excitement, but rather for individuals uniquely suited to find satisfaction in the slow, steady rhythms of feeding, cleaning, observing, recording, breeding, birthing, treating, marketing, and planning, over and over, season after season, year after year, in a cycle so long and repetitive that it almost imperceptibly becomes the very fabric of a practitioner’s life.
Don’t stop, I’m almost there!
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I mean, have you seen duck penises?