Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

I'm envisioning an egg timer

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I'm envisioning an egg timer

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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1 day ago
Just tape some popsicles sticks to it and be extra liberal with the lube.
- OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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  18 hours ago
  You joke, but they do make like hollow dildos you can wear over your dick, basically like a strap-on.
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    9 hours ago
    I feel like the popsicle stick thing would be less embarrassing.
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      9 hours ago
      And a lot less comfy on the receiving end.
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        9 hours ago
        Meh, throw a condom on it, you’ll be fine.

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