This reminded me of a time my friend tells me I looked like an absolute badass, but from my point of view is a panic-blurt moment.
I was at pride, and walking to meet some friends. I passed by a green party booth and they tried to pull me in to talk about the green party, and I just wanted to go see my friends.
Me: walking quickly
Green party people: hey, would you like to learn more about the green party?
When you’ve got an enormous cello case on your back you just become a target for drunk people to yell stuff (that’s the only blowjob offer I’ve had off it though)
I was once approached by a junior member of the Communist Struggle Organization. They are a little bit like communist Jehovas witnesses, and I had no time to talk to them, so I just blurted “Stop, I am a member of the Consumist Struggle Organization. If you get too close, we’ll annihilate.”
The guy looked back at one of the senior members in confusion who saw me, recognized me and just said “Oh we know him, just let him go”
This reminded me of a time my friend tells me I looked like an absolute badass, but from my point of view is a panic-blurt moment.
I was at pride, and walking to meet some friends. I passed by a green party booth and they tried to pull me in to talk about the green party, and I just wanted to go see my friends.
Me: walking quickly
Green party people: hey, would you like to learn more about the green party?
Me: nope. Communist. Thanks!
One time I was walking along in the evening with my cello on my back, group of drunk girls pass me by on the other side of the road
One yells “I’ll give you a blowy if I can play your guitar”
I shout back “it’s a cello and I’m gay, sorry!”, they all lose it laughing, felt good
… Is it common where you are for women to just offer blowjobs to random passersby? I’m gay, but my best friend needs to move wherever this is
When you’ve got an enormous cello case on your back you just become a target for drunk people to yell stuff (that’s the only blowjob offer I’ve had off it though)
I was once approached by a junior member of the Communist Struggle Organization. They are a little bit like communist Jehovas witnesses, and I had no time to talk to them, so I just blurted “Stop, I am a member of the Consumist Struggle Organization. If you get too close, we’ll annihilate.”
The guy looked back at one of the senior members in confusion who saw me, recognized me and just said “Oh we know him, just let him go”
Mind if I ask what country? I’ve never heard of that group
Not an English speaking one, I translated the name and the story.