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minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoCan we compromise by strapping them to the launch pad directly underneath the rocket before it’s ignited?
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoBut then you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation, damn millenials trying to kill the record scratch industry.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down4·23 hours ago you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation You can leave them strapped to the pad as long as you want before igniting if you want to give them time to contemplate. Plus, imagine how nervous they’ll be once they start hearing the countdown…
Can we compromise by strapping them to the launch pad directly underneath the rocket before it’s ignited?
But then you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation, damn millenials trying to kill the record scratch industry.
You can leave them strapped to the pad as long as you want before igniting if you want to give them time to contemplate.
Plus, imagine how nervous they’ll be once they start hearing the countdown…