• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    This is old news

    A few years back someone entered the research lab with a pumpkin spiced latte, and wiped out the research. They had to start over from scratch.

  • randon31415@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Hallmark boss: “So a anti-Trump women comes back home for Christmas, and meets a Pro-Trump man. Something something, they fall in love and the woman falls in love and forgets her hatred. I - I mean we - just need to fill in that middle step. Please, figure out what that middle step is! My wife left me and I don’t know how to cook!”

    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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      Oh, I got the set back part. She gets an ectopic pregnancy and gets real sick. He begs with the doctors, board that runs hospital, Ted Cruz, and even calls the MAGA man himself. He loses faith in his life choices of treating woman as property. He cries as his woman dies in a hospital parking lot waiting on help…

      Based on a true story.

      People love that true story shit.

      • Nelots@lemm.ee
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        3 days ago

        Of course. Do you really believe a trump supporter could have hatred in his heart? It couldn’t be so!

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    4 days ago

    Wow how dare you? Big city career woman goes home to small town for the holidays and falls in love with her childhood sweetheart and dumps her evil fiance who worked on Christmas, big city career woman who swore off men falls in love and surprise! he’s actually the prince of a small but wealthy English-speaking country in Europe, and big city career woman goes home to small town for the holidays and saves one of the local businesses from foreclosure and falls in love with the owner who is also hot Santa are totally different stories.

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      3 days ago

      You forgot the part where there is a misunderstanding 2/3 of the way through the movie and it looks like they will break up but they get back together at the end and Christmas is saved.

  • portuga@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Are the hallmark ones those where a girl comes back to her hometown, a guy pisses her off at first then they fall madly in love, or the ones a girl takes a sweet roommate and she turns out to be a mass murderer?

    Or both?

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I’d rather watch a back to back marathon of 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup before I’d watch a Hallmark Christmas movie.

  • _lilith@lemmy.world
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    oh its not that bad, they have at least four. Time travel, freaky friday, girl who went to big city goes back to small home town, and too many hot guys.